Employment thread

[SHUSH]

Sounds like you both need to grow a pair.

Heres what you do & say

"hey wifey, i'm getting a crate 2 F ( or whatever you want-she wont know what the hell that is which is to your advantage ). Thats why you work for my toys ( now shake your pelvis like elvis- they love that).
Oh you dont like it? theirs the couch! No elvis pelvis for you tonight! And get a raise!"

At the very least you will have the whole bed to yourself... Or sofa..

sounds like......the worst advice ever........if you equate having a pair to being able to buy truck stuff that explains to me how you can afford a lift in your garage.....you Sir are manly.....but only by your definition.


and I dont sleep well on our sofa anyway

 

[lenross1]

sounds like......the worst advice ever........if you equate having a pair to being able to buy truck stuff that explains to me how you can afford a lift in your garage.....you Sir are manly.....but only by your definition.

and I dont sleep well on our sofa anyway

It works. its all in my new book called:

"Taking away the power of the P****"

It's in the self help section

; )

 

[SHUSH]

It works. its all in my new book called:

"Taking away the power of the P****"

It's in the self help section

; )

obviously I need a copy

 

[Bossman]

obviously I need a copy

Go ask your wife if you can buy one

 

[Jordan7118]

Go ask your wife if you can buy one

Good call

 

[jesterb]

I love a good employment thread...

 

[Land Speeder]

I love a good employment thread...

We need a live chatroom...

 

[lenross1]

Go ask your wife if you can buy one

ROFLMAO!!!

Sheila even lol on that one!

 

[Jordan7118]

ROFLMAO!!!

Sheila even lol on that one!

Lenny and Sheila are hipsters

Bet you drink PBR!!!

 

[lenross1]

Where did you get my wedding pictures?!

 

[Jordan7118]

Where did you get my wedding pictures?!

I went to the edge of the intranets... and there it was!!!

Awesome!!!

 

[Redcrayon]

I need a full time pharmacy technician at Rush hospital in Meridian, MS!!

if you guys know of anyone

 

[MEMCruiser]

I need a maid and nanny in memphis tn.

 

[Land Speeder]

I need a maid and nanny in memphis tn.

a nanny goat?
you're so baahahahahad

 

[MEMCruiser]

If a nanny goat can change diapers, yes, I need a nanny goat.

 

[FineWynsFJ40]

Heck, Mike, what'd you pay for a nanny? Karen's great with little kids and stuff like that. Which is good, because I'm all for doing the 'heavily grease the sides of the bathtub, leave your kid in there and you'll be fine to go out for an evening' type of parenting... she does worry about me sometimes, but I'm fine. Just goes to show you what happens when your mother was exposed to DDT growing up on the farm.

 

[lenross1]

Which is good, because I'm all for doing the 'heavily grease the sides of the bathtub, leave your kid in there and you'll be fine to go out for an evening' type of parenting... she does worry about me sometimes, but I'm fine. Just goes to show you what happens when your mother was exposed to DDT growing up on the farm.

Thats funny right there!

I need a maid and nanny in memphis tn.

I need a full time pharmacy technician at Rush hospital in Meridian, MS!!

if you guys know of anyone

This is not a dating thread

 

[MEMCruiser]

Heck, Mike, what'd you pay for a nanny?

12 bucks an hour plus benefits. (benefits is access to liquor cabinet)

 

[Land Speeder]

12 bucks an hour plus benefits. (benefits is access to liquor cabinet)

huh? how is it to her benefit that you get to lick her cabinet?

 

[FineWynsFJ40]

12 bucks an hour plus benefits. (benefits is access to liquor cabinet)

Deal. I'll contract her out to ya for kid duty, I'll come over with her and be in the garage working on your truck. Just leave beer in the fridge for me, that's all. Sound fair?

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