Fixed it (BTW: I'm pretty sure there are folks here that ARE prostitutes, so if you decide to follow Lenny's advice, I might be able to help you with the introduction........)...............* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at flea markets, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a flea market and drink beer all day !
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help
