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lostinafog said:
My Dogs



This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."

So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color and race, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks Friday. This is a great country!
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:lol::lol: it don't take much to draw an Obama check but none of us qualify :hhmm: Go figure :grinpimp: On a side note I'm enjoying the hell out of these candidates telling Obama to shove it and not to bother showing up to support them :beer:
 
good havet been staying mutch up to date with politics have to deal with it first hand out here is enugh with this job , pisses me off alot we give give give give give , to these pepeol and get pooped on right after , kidna like giveng a dog to manny treats hes just gonn pooop soon
 
Volunteer said:
:lol::lol: it don't take much to draw an Obama check but none of us qualify :hhmm: Go figure :grinpimp: On a side note I'm enjoying the hell out of these candidates telling Obama to shove it and not to bother showing up to support them :beer:
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I just returned from the store and saw a van with an I love Obama sticker. I so wanted to ram my cart into it's side but I fought the temptation. After all it still is a free country so far. :)
 
good, i only got up to about 65 but no vibes so i shouldn't have any problems until till i get them balanced in a couple days.

i need to cycle the rear cause i think they may hit the frame at full stuff.
 
Paul thats a good one,lol
 
Bang Bang said:
My 2 dogs should be named dumb and dumberer! They should definitely qualify for sumthin'! :grinpimp:
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possible -------------- but if ya go that route will cost you a whole lot more in the long run that if ya took care of it yourself up front:)
 
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand?

Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded her!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

Almost brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?
 
Lady flexing her runner at the gas pump, nice flex :lol:
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