Beware: raging moose with a big tongue hits FSJ!

[Ratpuke]

So, I went to work in the dark and drove our to our site not realizing that something was up with our vehicle until our consultant asked me if some kids had tried washing it with snow.

I found out later that one of our biologists on staff had watched a moose lick the salt off of our fleet of crew trucks.

 

[jfc]

OMG.....



Gross..


A powerstroke

 

[Ratpuke]

Nice!

 

[RockDoc]

Now that's different!! (in best crappy tire guy voice)

 

[Deny]

Now that's different!! (in best crappy tire guy voice)

Who is this crappy guy you speak of? Is he entirely made of crap? Is he a fat guy with a spare tire who is in the need of a #2 washroom appointment? Do I know him? Is he famous? ............Please explain.

 

[Ratpuke]

Deny, he's Curtis's mentor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOf0Ao_DFO8

 

[RockDoc]

I really loved how the phrase was "now that's different" not "now that's useful" or "now that's worthwhile". A heater for my windshield washer fluid? Wow!! A cordless inflator for my camp air-mattress and football? Incredible!! I don't know how I got by without these innovations

 

[Deny]

Just had to laugh my ass off on face book, just seen this:

imagine a picture of robert posting a picture of himself in a mirror flexing his arm, then the comments start with this:
(note Kevin is the big guy I work with, can't wait to talk to him tommorow about this)

Kevin commented on Robert photo.Profile Pictures

Yesterday at 7:53pm Kevin - can anybody say fag,, and its only ur right arm that has muscle ur left has none.. weird eh... keep pumping iron bra
Yesterday at 7:18pm Robert - that is my left retard!!!!
Yesterday at 7:40pm Kevin - No its ur right you re tard
Yesterday at 7:46pm Robert - have u ever seen a mirror?
Yesterday at 7:52pm Kevin - Not in a few years Lol


LOL, only removed last names, thats the way it was written, ha ha re tard (you would need to have seen hangover to get this part jim) just had to share with the class! I know it doesn't relate to moose licking trucks, but purhaps these guys moms licked too much alcohol while nursing

 

[gladly]

So, I went to work in the dark and drove our to our site not realizing that something was up with our vehicle until our consultant asked me if some kids had tried washing it with snow.

I found out later that one of our biologists on staff had watched a moose lick the salt off of our fleet of crew trucks.