Ain't got no temperature ...

[KOWBOY]

Bossman said I had to fly up here to the Corporate Big House in the 'burbs of Chicago for a meetin' tomorrow. It's friggin' zero degrees outside right now.

Means there ain't no temperature atall. Low tonight's minus two ... and that ain't includin' the wind chill. This s*** ain't right ... don't know how the Yankees tolerate it. 'Bout froze my ass off just walkin' 'cross the street to the bar.

Sure hope they send me somewheres warmer ... and right quick like.

 

[Clutchee]

If it makes you feel better-I have penumonia. Sittin at the house tryn to get better...


House maybe sold tomarrow..........if so Roger were headin your way.


Stay warm kowboy........find a warm body, perferably female to cuddle with

 

[Dirty White Boy]

What part of Oklahoma is this "Chicago" in?

 

[SHREG]

Im aboot 2 hours Nort of ya in Milwaukee. -14 here tonight with da winchills headed for -tirdy. No good. I hate the flippin cold....it sucks ass..... Cant wait fer retirment sos I can spen my winters in Bonham and summer in da nort country....

 

[DSLTOY]

Kowboy make sure you keep your blood alcohol level above 1.0 so it don't freeze when it gets that cold 0.8 ain't enough.

 

[NaterGator]

It's supposed to hit 32°F tonight (currently 42°F) and I cant stand it. I don't know how people even survive in 0.

 

[DSLTOY]

If it makes you feel better-I have penumonia. Sittin at the house tryn to get better...


House maybe sold tomarrow..........if so Roger were headin your way.

Come see us, just leave the penumona in MS, i'm just about recovered from some kind of winter crud.

 

[Green Lantern]

The high today in DFW will be 70F.
Of course, another cold front is headed this way... just in time to make the weekend miserable. :-(

Keep warm, eat right, and buy property on higher ground (the coastline's gonna change).

Happy Trails! N

 

[nuclearlemon]

been out by the lakefront yet? it's cold in the city, you get out by the water and you'll learn exactly what "bitter ass cold" means.

i don't miss winters there at all, and i'm a cold weather woman.

 

[KOWBOY]

Just got back to the hotel and fixin' to walk over to the bar ... ain't as bad as yesterday ... it warmed up to 7 degrees ... course it's been snowin' all day ... got 'bout 3 - 4 inches. I need a beer.

Flyin' out tomorrow for a weeklong visit to scenic Staten Island, NY ... suppossed to be 27 there. That place is a s***hole no matter what the weather is though.

Carry on.

 

[Bodean]

You might have to get on that "fire water" to keep you warm!

Later,

 

[KOWBOY]

Escaped Staten Island, NY and flew outta Newark, NJ this mornin' ... 16 degrees and a blizzard. Most flights were cancelled but I was lucky enuff to be on one of the few birds that took off.

Damn good thang. Landed in San Juan, Puerto Rico this afternoon.

85 degrees in the shade of the thatched roof of the tiki bar on the beach. Margarita glass the size of the GI Joe helmet Bodean got for me. Latin hotties sportin' 'round in the sand wearin' them lil' thong bikinies. I no speaka the spanish ... but it don't hurt to look By Gawd. Life has definit'ly taken a turn for the better. Few days of this s***'s sure gonna improve my attitude.

All compliments of Great Lakes Dredge and Dock Company.

It ain't easy bein' me ... but it sure is fun.

 

[Clutchee]

Latin hotties sportin' 'round in the sand wearin' them lil' thong bikinies. I no speaka the spanish ... but it don't hurt to look By Gawd.

It works for Carl pickin up women.......................should work for you.

Good luck

Oh yea..........pics of the ladies-please

 

[Green Lantern]

Well... your change of fortune just proves,
"What goes around, comes around."
Be careful, that saying applies to things other than luck.

Happy Trails! N