To celebrate the big 500 last night, I backed into a tree on the way out of my buddies driveway. For some reason I thought I was 4 or 5 feet from where I actually was.
Oh well, my bumper was bent all to hell anyway. What's another bend.
The tree jumped out and committed suicide !!
That story sound better.
Congratulations on the 500K. I'm at 437,000 on the original and counting (I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope).