Late one night in Aussie Land with the kids all off to sleep,
Some time upon his hands old Pauci took a sly bo-peep,
At his new and favourite thread on 'Mud [this one he'd clicked a heap],
The one with lots of pictures of some rigs near coloured leaves.
He opened up his laptop and he fired the old girl up,
With some whirs and clangs and chatters it was clear she was abuzz,
Internet Explorer first, then Google: type in 'Mud'.
And there of course in purple was a link to his favoured club.
He clicked that sucker fervently, and BAM his screen went black,
With rows and rows in yellow text of forums he could hack,
He scrolled down to the bottom - straight to the 45's,
And clicked that golden beauty with a twinkle in his eye.
He paid no mind to the Classifieds and the Stickies at the top,
Past Jack's KOH one [which we hope will never stop],
Past c2d's LV [which is coming along quite nice],
And past the Barn Find 45 - a build as slick as ice.
No the one he dove straight into was his favourite ever thread,
He even liked it more than cult's old thang [though let's face it - that thread is dead],
His mind raced at the very thought of a Northern Autumn day,
With forty series everywhere - and a smile crept 'cross his face.
With quivered hands he clicked and whilst the webs did build the page,
He waited oh so patiently for the treats that lie in wait,
And then that bad boy loaded and he scrolled and scrolled and scrolled,
[TBH this thread is pretty short so maybe he just scrolled].
His mind was filled with what could be! A pic?? Those coloured leaves!!
Maybe an old 40 on a mountain top surrounded by gold trees,
And when he hit the newest post his smile turned upside down,
There weren't no pics of Autumn nor a 45 around.
A simple word by bloody cult! That dastard foolish lad!
Agreeing with his thoughts on Fall! A bum steer post! Not rad!
He slammed his laptop lid right down and tossed it out the door,
It scared the cat and missed the dog and shattered 'gainst the floor,
And now old Pauci has no pics, no pics you see at all.
No pics you see, no pics at all of 45's in Fall.
