I had heard that Kiwi and Aussie Cruiser owners rear ends were a bit sensitive from all the tugging the Patrols have to give them. Hmmm? Now I can see how that got translated into that motto.![]()
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I had heard that Kiwi and Aussie Cruiser owners rear ends were a bit sensitive from all the tugging the Patrols have to give them. Hmmm? Now I can see how that got translated into that motto.![]()
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You do realize this is a Cruiser site right?![]()
... Cruiser - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Guess I better take my cannons off my HMS Safari.
Hmmm... second thought, that Ratpuke is a fiesty one. I better leave them on, I might need them. 
Nope, Cruiser, as in Short for Land Cruiser: Toyota Land Cruiser - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I really like em both but can't resist a bit of taunting and play. No sense doing that with the North American 4bys owners. It wouldn't be fair.I can't think of any stock NA 4by which could keep up off road with a stock Cruiser or Troll.
I am looking to replace the wife Tercel with a Cruiser - than we'll really see some wars.
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... Cruiser - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Guess I better take my cannons off my HMS Safari.
Hmmm... second thought, that Ratpuke is a fiesty one. I better leave them on, I might need them.
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