Memphis baby!

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don't pick on Memphis Bodean that could have been just south of Forest.
 
I don't drink much ber, but I'd shoot y'all over ber. Ber is a funny thing. Ber make you go to shootin your friends over ber. I might takes y'alls ber, but I wait til y'alls sleepin to take the bers.

I feel dumber for watching that viedo about ber.
 
Just in case anyone in the CLC has moved down from up north or something, and doesn't understand this citizen-reporter, I've transcribed her report for you:

Witness: "They was arguin ova a ber. Thay was up der had a ber dat dey didnt have no ber."

Reporter: "Oh"

Witness: "And dey wanted a ber, they were hangin around to get a ber. Cau man dun gave me a dolla, I was jus gonna.. They prolla took his ber den shot em!"
 
I bet if you messed with Choctaw's ber drinkin he'd shoot you.
 
You got that s%$t right! He's drankin' ber right now!

Later,
 
They was prolly tore up on some ber.

Would have been funny to see the mgr tossing the hot grease on 'em.
 
There was alomst a Natastrophie!
 
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