The Ultimate, utterly useless, totally sidetracking, complete BS thread!

[Fantom]

Since there seems to be no way in hell that any single thread in our little corner of the IH8MUD internet can manage to stay on track I decided to bring you this:
the thread where you can post all of your useless, random, out of the blue, totally unrelated, completely off topic, and even just plain pointless posts.

Have fun!

 

[UCruiser]

i wish i had better cup holders... whats up with that!

 

[Wheelingnoob]

I farted....

 

[neoworm]

This thread is boring!

 

[AJAEbj42]

You're right, this thread is boring.... . We can do better!

It takes a certain skill and artistry to hijack a thread. Like poetry, the posts must flow and build upon each other and show subtle, yet creative, transitions between topics.

Extra respect for those posts that bring it back on track creatively, like herding cats uphill, this is no easy feat.

For some, this comes naturally, and there have been some great hijacks on our threads.

Any half-wit can throw a curling stone and smash his opponent out of the house

But it takes the skill of a true web wheeler to make a three stone knock-out.

There's something to work with here for the next poster....

 

[darmaduke]

Off topic? Which threads are you referring to?

I don't understand the point of this thread?

 

[BCR4619]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASO_zypdnsQ

See lance all you need to be is a Mother Fakin Gentleman!

 

[Antarctican]

did someone say free food?

 

[kim]

Curling is an under-rated sport. It takes a lot of skill to throw heat and knock single stones out of the house. Fortunately, Ontario has a lot of people so there is no shortage of talent to draw upon.

 

[Fantom]

that's because it's about as exciting to watch as golf.

 

[Enigma]

So I should put my annual "selling my fj40" ad here?

 

[Fantom]

Sure, you're not serious so it fits.

 

[Scalp]

How about this dumb-ass crap from mega bimbo Courtney Love?
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/courtney+love/dying_20033600.html

 

[AJAEbj42]

Honestly Bill, you have way too much time on your hands to look for that stuff.

Some good Johnny Cash lyrics, now that's something...

 

[Deny]

Some good Johnny Cash lyrics, now that's something...

I like one piece at a time. About cars, thrifty, and a catchy tune

 

[kim]

Any wheeling in Courtenay?

 

[AJAEbj42]

I like one piece at a time. About cars, thrifty, and a catchy tune

Yeah, he's got to be one of my favourite singer/song writers. Some of his songs are pretty deep as well; a lot of pain in his life that comes out in his music.

 

[Antarctican]

Anyone see the ford blue 40 for sale at Whatcom road exit in Abby? I whizzed by it, didn't get a good look.

 

[AJAEbj42]

It's been there on and off for months. Haven't stopped to look at it yet though.

 

[Mud_Guppie]

i wish i had better cup holders... !

cup holders got me thinking
anyone got the brand name of good cycling short?
I need some that will properly "cup and hold" my man bits while on long distance bike rides (ya, peddle bike)