You Must Read This

[MudMonkey]

There aren't enough people reading or replying to my thread "Spring Garage Sale". I need to see some more interest. Even though the tone of the post is somewhat teasing and sarcastic, it is a real event that will be happening this spring.

You're probably asking yourself "Didn't she just post that thread one day ago?" Well, you're right. But this is a big deal. I can't be patient. It may be the biggest event Fort St. John has ever seen (other than a performance by the ever-popular Wide Mouth Mason several months ago at Egan's.....which I did NOT attend, for the record).

So I've posted this thread to tell you all to start showing some interest and enthusiasm for this great event, the 1st Annual PCTSD Garage Sale (Charla you're good. I know you're excited about it)! Give me ideas for advertising gimmicks, or even plan a trip to come by and see us hard at work, trying to pawn off our rundown and broken junk on unsuspecting folk.

 

[Ratpuke]

I know, we could do something so fantastic that noone has ever thought of it ever before! Yes, that's right. Come one, come all. Actually you don't have to come anywhere because we're gonna take to the streets and bring it to you. You've heard of door to door sales for things such as makeup, vacuums and kubota tractors! But, you haven't seen anything like this before! Ladies and gentlemen! We know you're home! We saw you peeking through the curtains. Step right up FSJohn, that's right, come see the first ever mobile garage sale - history in the making!!