Todd or Jenn? Reasons?

Todd or Jenn?


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It's a lot more exciting if you imagine Tony saying his posts in his voice.....

One of the voices in my head sounds a lot like Tony, so I let him read them all to me.

On Edit: Even though I'm not going to be there, I voted for Todd since he's less stingy w/ the boobies.
 
Me and Jenn in a dance off.

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I just cant decide,

Jenn is much better looking.....but I have a better chance of getting Gumby drunk and taking advantage of him.

If we have a major problem in the middle of nowhere Jenn could run for help....if we come face to face with some wild animal in the middle of nowhere I have a better chance of out running Gumby(don't have to out run the wild animal just one person in the group)

If we are attacked by a street gang they would be all over Jenn, giving me time to escape(it could happen we arent that far from St.Louis early in the week).....If we are attacked by some redneck hillbillies they would be all over Gumby(they can spot a good squeeler), giving me time to escape(it could happen I'm sure I heard banjo music one night)


Jenn does seem to make John a much nicer person to be around all week.....Gumby drives everone to town for breakfast, makeing everyone else nicer to be around all week.


So as you can plainly see, I am at an impass here. So I must remove my self from the voting.


If it does come down to a tie and I must cast the deciding vote I will be open to ANY offers to sway my vote one way or the other.


Mark
 
I was going to vote for Jen, but since Todd towed my broke ass truck home today, I think I am now obligated to vote for gumby, especially since i did not abide by the rules of the road.
 
I was going to vote for Jen, but since Todd towed my broke ass truck home today, I think I am now obligated to vote for gumby, especially since i did not abide by the rules of the road.

Sounds like there is a story here.
 
Sounds like there is a story here.

Joe and I were on our way to Madison WI and his cummins ram dumped the trans. So we raised the Todd signal, and while we waited we found some captain in the back and since it was almost noon we started drinking on the side of the highway. But since Todds cummins wouldnt start he brought the baby tundra and maxed the hell out of it and the trailer with joes heavy ass 7500+ lb truck plus the trailer (8500-9000lbs). We squeezed the truck onto the trailer, and by squeeze I mean WORKING a warn m8000 and folding the 65psi tires to get it in between the trailer rails, and as we winched it up listened to welds popping on the rails! Then the trailer was deflecting so bad that the inner fender aprins had popped and were rubbing on the tire causing some serious smoke. So we had to pop off one of the trailer tires and use the ready welder to cut the inner fender out, (and this is all on the side of I-39)... and off we went, with the tundra on bumpstops. Also since the ram is so damn long we had to winch it all the way to the front of the trailer cummins first, so the 500 lb max tounge weight was now in the tons! Probably had to drive 60 miles... Theres more to the story but im tired, plus they all have pics.
 
Not pretty.....how did Todd's trany do?
 
Never heard of a sealed trany.
Then again, up until recently I thought all vehicles even new ones still had grease fittings in the suspension.
 
Never heard of a sealed trany.
Then again, up until recently I thought all vehicles even new ones still had grease fittings in the suspension.

Man, you are old.
 
I don't know if John really qualifies as a tranny. He really just puts on lipstick and wears a wig when he needs a dry place to sleep.

Hey!! I tuck as well! Way to notice....:rolleyes:
 
Man, you are old.

Ive never head of a sealed tranny. And I didnt know new cars dont have grease fittings in the suspension...and I could be your kid.....so what does that make me?













































The soft ball has been lobbed....dont disappoint me! :bounce:
 
We have a 1999 Canned Ham in the shop now with a sealed trans. Honestly, that's gotta be one of the oldest I've seen. My 05 Tundra, my 07 Tundra and my 07 FJC are all sealed. "lifetime" trans fluid. It's lasts the lifetime of the trans.

I changed the FJC at 70K. It uses a fill plug and an overflow plug to fill and check. The fill plug is retarded hard to get to.
 
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