The "WTF is Kowboy up to now" thread....

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Alright, our fearless leader dun stirred the pot with the sellin' out thread and everyones wonderin' what's next.

Short of the IRS or an ex-wife catchin' up to him, loosin' his job (which seems to be common thread among the WT) or goin' plum stupid and gettin' married, again (yeah.... right!), we can purdy well rest assured he'll be wheelin' som'thin'......

So y'all post up your guesses and the first club member to post the right guess (or closest guess) will get a prize. Not just any prize mind ya, but a prize that's been in the White Trash family for several years now and is currently in my possession..... And to be honest I've had my fun with it and it's time for someone else to enjoy it.........
 
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Why Mike? WHY!
 
Maybe we could bribe Debbie! Yeah that's it!
 
Heh, heh, heh.....

Wheelin' hard may be fun, but experienced folks learn to wheel smart. Kowboy has always loved Jeeps, but AMC never built them big enough for Kowboy. That situation changed with the Rubicon model.

So, now's the time to bail. Kowboy has a lot invested in his junk. Kowboy will sell what he can, camp or stay at a motel, and wheel the Rubi. It's not the junk that makes a wheeler, it's the driver. I'll bet Kowboy could out wheel most anyone with only a 67 Volkwagon beetle.

Been there, done it, and three of us picked the bug out of a mud hole and set it on dry ground. Of course, Kowboy would have to cut out the seat and drive from the back bench seat with his head sticking out the sun roof. ;-)

LMAO,
Nick
 
I hope this is his next rig...
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Secretly, he's been lustin' after the FJCruiser since they came out...

The past few years have all been a part of his carefully crafted master plan to make the switch.

:steer:
 
He has lost what little bit of mine he had left and had a sex change. This will be the next news he gives us. His new name is Kitty. Just my other guess.

he was just in southern colorado and trinidad is the sex change capitol of the world

Not a sex change, but he got some girl parts installed in addition to his original equipment so pleasin' himself wouldn't interrupt the beer drinkin'
 
Was it a little tiny girl part? Because what I heard is he isn't pleasing anyone with that little pee pee. (except maybe himself):flipoff2:
 
I am guessing the class A diesel with Rubi behind it, after a stay in a mental hospital although most of probably need to join him there, can we get a White Trash group rate?
 
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