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Kids are great, I mean, who wouldn't want to be constantly annoyed & aggravated by small people living in their house & spending their money......and they won't go away.....and the wife gets even harder to live with....and the kids are always right.....even though they won't clean up after themselves, EVER......I mean seriously, I never get tired of hearing "i dunno" as the answer to every question I ask,...."who ate all the food in the entire house"?; "I dunno"....."Who broke the only thing left I own in this crap lousy world"?; "I dunno"...."Why are the cops at the door"?; "I dunno"...."Who's joint is this I found in your school book, in your back pack, in your room, in the closet, under the pile of clean clothes, on the floor"?; "I dunno"...Without kids, who would steal money from your sock drawer, that you were saving to buy Cruiser parts with?...Who would wait till your 100 yards from home after a long days work & call & tell you they need something from the store you just drove past 15 miles ago?....And another thing.......Wait, enough with the negative stuff, as far as you know, kids would be great......have at least 2
 
Kids are great, I mean, who wouldn't want to be constantly annoyed & aggravated by small people living in their house & spending their money......and they won't go away.....and the wife gets even harder to live with....and the kids are always right.....even though they won't clean up after themselves, EVER......I mean seriously, I never get tired of hearing "i dunno" as the answer to every question I ask,...."who ate all the food in the entire house"?; "I dunno"....."Who broke the only thing left I own in this crap lousy world"?; "I dunno"...."Why are the cops at the door"?; "I dunno"...."Who's joint is this I found in your school book, in your back pack, in your room, in the closet, under the pile of clean clothes, on the floor"?; "I dunno"...Without kids, who would steal money from your sock drawer, that you were saving to buy Cruiser parts with?...Who would wait till your 100 yards from home after a long days work & call & tell you they need something from the store you just drove past 15 miles ago?....And another thing.......Wait, enough with the negative stuff, as far as you know, kids would be great......have at least 2

you slay me :lol:
 
Kids are great, I mean, who wouldn't want to be constantly annoyed & aggravated by small people living in their house & spending their money......and they won't go away.....and the wife gets even harder to live with....and the kids are always right.....even though they won't clean up after themselves, EVER......I mean seriously, I never get tired of hearing "i dunno" as the answer to every question I ask,...."who ate all the food in the entire house"?; "I dunno"....."Who broke the only thing left I own in this crap lousy world"?; "I dunno"...."Why are the cops at the door"?; "I dunno"...."Who's joint is this I found in your school book, in your back pack, in your room, in the closet, under the pile of clean clothes, on the floor"?; "I dunno"...Without kids, who would steal money from your sock drawer, that you were saving to buy Cruiser parts with?...Who would wait till your 100 yards from home after a long days work & call & tell you they need something from the store you just drove past 15 miles ago?....And another thing.......Wait, enough with the negative stuff, as far as you know, kids would be great......have at least 2

Damn that's some funny s***!! CLOL (c= cry)
And I picture you typing that in like 20 seconds and ponding the "submit reply" tab and saying "THERE"!!
 
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