I don't consider myself a mean or hateful person. I'm also not a liar. And I'd be lying out my a$$ if I said I would like to buy you a cold beer for your incredible engineering. Really, I hope you led a virtuous life and are heading somewhere amazing in the afterlife. But, if not..... a part of me might be hoping the devil has carved you out a special place where you'll spend eternity assembling and disassembling the parking brakes from behind the hub. With minimal light and cheap tools. And when you throw tools in frustration, they boomerang right back at you.
-Sincerely, someone who just replaced the parking brake shoes. Assisted by my 10 yr old son who I had to give cussing pass to after the 21st F***KING TIME the F**KING piece of SH*T, GOD D**M retaining washer came off while trying to secure that stupid F**CKng c**k sucker in the c*nt hair of space provided behind a GIANT F**CKING hub with the bullsh*t, chinesium, amazon f**k-all excuse for drum brake hold down spring pliers !!!!!!!!!
MY SON: SH*T!!
ME: I know!!! SH*T!!! SH*T!! It's your god d**m mother's fault! I told her I'd take care of this when she said the brakes we squeaking! She didn't have to nag me by bringing it up again 8 months later! Now we're rushed and have to replace all 4 rotors, brakes, and front calipers! And since we're doing the rear rotors AND b/c someone who's name I won't mention cause it's mine, drove F**CKing miles with the GOD D*MN parking brake engaged while towing.... all while b*tching about how sh*tty the U-haul trailer brakes are.... we're replacing the parking brake shoes too.
MY SON: s***...
ME: alright, that's enough...
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-Sincerely, someone who just replaced the parking brake shoes. Assisted by my 10 yr old son who I had to give cussing pass to after the 21st F***KING TIME the F**KING piece of SH*T, GOD D**M retaining washer came off while trying to secure that stupid F**CKng c**k sucker in the c*nt hair of space provided behind a GIANT F**CKING hub with the bullsh*t, chinesium, amazon f**k-all excuse for drum brake hold down spring pliers !!!!!!!!!
MY SON: SH*T!!
ME: I know!!! SH*T!!! SH*T!! It's your god d**m mother's fault! I told her I'd take care of this when she said the brakes we squeaking! She didn't have to nag me by bringing it up again 8 months later! Now we're rushed and have to replace all 4 rotors, brakes, and front calipers! And since we're doing the rear rotors AND b/c someone who's name I won't mention cause it's mine, drove F**CKing miles with the GOD D*MN parking brake engaged while towing.... all while b*tching about how sh*tty the U-haul trailer brakes are.... we're replacing the parking brake shoes too.
MY SON: s***...
ME: alright, that's enough...
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