Please print this out for your women folk

[Enigma]

The Good Wife's Guide
Housekeeping Monthly - May 13, 1955






Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dust cloth over the tables.

Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.

Be happy to see him.

Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

Your goal: To try and make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

A good wife always knows her place.








And for those wifes that are too busy cooking and cleaning to read, in your spare time between loads of laundry you might be able to watch this video : YouTube - the good house wife's guide

 

[Granite Grinder]

Ahhh.... a Stepford wife, all the men folk should have one
GG

 

[canucksafari]

If I printed that off for my wife, it would get ugly very quick. The only thing she's got that's a "traditional Mexican woman" is her temper.

 

[Scalp]

I like the part, "run a dust cloth over the tables."
There's enough dust bunnies under our bed to insulate the attic!

 

[nuclearlemon]

and all the men can kiss my.....

 

[kim]

I don't know what y'all are talking about; that is exactly the way it is at my house.

 

[d0ubledown]

you mean theres women out there that are NOT complying to that? you fellas are doing it wrong then

 

[Fantom]

Since we're all having fun here, found this on the net.
These are the rules for teachers in 1872:
1. Teachers each day will fill lamps, clean chimneys.
2. Each teacher will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of coal for the daily session.
3. Men teachers may take one evening each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go to church regularly.
4. After ten hours in school, the teachers may spend the remaining time reading the Bible or other good books.
5. Women teachers who marry or engage in unseemly conduct will be dismissed.
6. Every teacher should lay aside from each pay a goodly sum of his earnings for his benefit during his declining years so that he will not become a burden on society.
7. Any teacher who smokes, uses liquor, in any form, frequents pool or public halls, or gets shaved in a barber shop will give good reason to suspect his worth, intention, integrity and honest.
8. The teacher who performs his labor faithfully and without fault for five years will be given an increase of twenty cents per week in his pay, providing the Board of Education approves.

or we have the rules for students:
1. Respect your schoolmaster, Obey him and accept his punishments.
2. Do not call your classmates names or fight with them. Love and help each other.
3. Never make noise or disturb your neighbors as they work. Be silent during classes.
4. Do not talk unless it's absolutely necessary.
5. Bring firewood into the classroom for the stove whenever the teacher tells you to.
6. If the master calls your name after class, straighten the benches and tables, sweep the room, dust and leave everything tidy.

 

[jcolvin]

"Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. "

There's no better lift from a boring day than coming home to find your wife being a little gay.

 

[raydouble]

...........

 

[toynut]

There's no better lift from a boring day than coming home to find your wife being a little gay.

x2 , except when she leaves you to be with her new partner.

 

[Scalp]

and all the men can kiss my.....

Now, ya see there? There's the root of the problem: women just got no respect for their menfolk!

P.S. Kiss my avitar!

 

[lctgmachine]

I have a few words for ya'll......
But I would then get booted by G.G.
So I will save it for the meeting....
Happy Birthday to me!!!!
And still WIN ALL the prizes !!!!
Soooooo.....
To ya'll

 

[Fantom]

I am shamelessly stealing this from another forum:
The Perfect Woman

Quotes From The Perfect Woman:

1.) "I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!"
2.) "Are you sure you've had enough beer?"
3.) "I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!"
4.) "Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!"
5.) "If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!"
6.) "I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?"
7.) "You're so sexy when you're hung over."
8.) "I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping."
9.) "Let's subscribe to Hustler."
10.) "Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?"
11.) "Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses."
12.) "I'll be out painting the house."
13.) "I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too."
14.) "Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!"
15.) "I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house."
16.) "No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed."
17.) "Your mother did a great job raising you."
18.) "Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs."
19.) "I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever."
20.) "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?"
21.) "Not the fxxxing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!"
22.) "Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8."
23.) "You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings."
24.) "That was a great fart! Do another one!"
25.) "I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!"

 

[Scalp]

That's ridiculous, no woman would ever offer to paint the house!