Noah's Ultimate Red Meat Thread

[Atticus]

Bologna is like an enormous beef hotdog made entirely out of foreskins.

Ashley loves it. He doesn't even eat it. He just licks it like a popsicle, saying "yummy" the whole time.

 

[beaufort-fj60]

Bologna is like an enormous beef hotdog made entirely out of foreskins.

Ashley loves it. He doesn't even eat it. He just licks it like a popsicle, saying "yummy" the whole time.

if they made a fried chicken and watermelon salami.. you'd be all over it.

 

[NaterGator]

So should it scare me that the boxes of meat sitting outside taco bell said "Grade D but edible"....

 

[Liam]

So should it scare me that the boxes of meat sitting outside taco bell said "Grade D but edible"....

yes.....very much so


i'd stick to bean burritos if i were you..

 

[beaufort-fj60]

So should it scare me that the boxes of meat sitting outside taco bell said "Grade D but edible"....

you actually saw that..

I remember my freshman year at college.. I ate at McDonalds for two weeks straight. The beginning of the third week... it was reported on the news that rats were living in the buns they had stored in the back..:barf: I'd take grade D over rat nest buns any day

 

[roscoFJ73]

So should it scare me that the boxes of meat sitting outside taco bell said "Grade D but edible"....

Its what the laws define as meat that worries me sometimes. When they broadened the definition in oz a few years back I stopped eating a few things

 

[calico kid]

Some meat is tuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9uoVQUwkqU&feature=related

 

[trucruiser]

Ok Noah or anyone elso who has a good recipe,
So I got my self a USDA choice Angus Tenderloin it's about 2ft long and I want to serve it up for Christmas.
Give me your best recipe or cooking suggestions.
Thanks in advance.

 

[Atticus]

Ok Noah or anyone elso who has a good recipe,
So I got my self a USDA choice Angus Tenderloin it's about 2ft long and I want to serve it up for Christmas.
Give me your best recipe or cooking suggestions.
Thanks in advance.

Soak it in ketchup, then cook it in the microwave.

It's delicious. Trust me.

 

[Liam]

Ok Noah or anyone elso who has a good recipe,
So I got my self a USDA choice Angus Tenderloin it's about 2ft long and I want to serve it up for Christmas.
Give me your best recipe or cooking suggestions.
Thanks in advance.

is it clean or do you have to clean it?

 

[trucruiser]

Its clean.

 

[Atticus]

Its clean.

I forgot to say "mayonnaise." You need to coat the tenderloin in ketchup AND mayo, or it isn't as good.

 

[Liam]

Its clean.

so it is a Chateau Brion...

keep it simple. olive oil, kosher salt, cracked pepper. If you have an injector i would inject small cloves of garlic every 2 to 3 inches.

you can also sear it in olive oil, salt then pat it dry and wrap it in puffed pastry. That would be killer.
Still inject cloves of garlic. and glaze the puffed pastry with butter and very course salt.

 

[Atticus]

so it is a Chateau Brion...

keep it simple. olive oil, kosher salt, cracked pepper. If you have an injector i would inject small cloves of garlic every 2 to 3 inches.

you can also sear it in olive oil, salt then pat it dry and wrap it in puffed pastry. That would be killer.
Still inject cloves of garlic. and glaze the puffed pastry with butter and very course salt.

I thought that chateaubriand was only if it were cut into steaks.

 

[trucruiser]

What temp and for how long would be best?

 

[Liam]

I thought that chateaubriand was only if it were cut into steaks.

nope a Chateau is the whole tender minus the tail and the head...

center cut.

if it were cut into steaks it would be a center cut filet

 

[Atticus]

nope a Chateau is the whole tender minus the tail and the head...

center cut.

if it were cut into steaks it would be a center cut filet

That's not what wikipedia says, liar.

 

[Liam]

That's not what wikipedia says, liar.

wikipedia is not right....

 

[Atticus]

wikipedia is not right....

I will never trust another word you say. Between this and your assertions that you would remove SOCD, you are untrustworthy.

 

[Liam]

I will never trust another word you say. Between this and your assertions that you would remove SOCD, you are untrustworthy.

it's gone isnt it?

Wiki is filled with inaccurate definitions... Fox news just went over it last week.