Liams Official Dry Age Meat Give Away

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oh this oughta be good tonite....

mrs wob: Honey, what's in the package FedEx left for you?
wob: ummm nothing dear.
mrs wob: what do you mean nothing?
wob: ok, it's some meat I umm, I ordered.
mrs wob: why would you order meat online?
wob: liam says....I mean Bill down the street says they sell good meat.
mrs wob: who's liam? Is he one of those guys on that web site? we're not eating meat from some guy you met on the internet, are you crazy?
wob: I swear babe this guy Brian is cool he sells meat and stuff and he sends me porn....I mean....I meant.....oh s***.
 
oh this oughta be good tonite....

mrs wob: Honey, what's in the package FedEx left for you?
wob: ummm nothing dear.
mrs wob: what do you mean nothing?
wob: ok, it's some meat I umm, I ordered.
mrs wob: why would you order meat online?
wob: liam says....I mean Bill down the street says they sell good meat.
mrs wob: who's liam? Is he one of those guys on that web site? we're not eating meat from some guy you met on the internet, are you crazy?
wob: I swear babe this guy Brian is cool he sells meat and stuff and he sends me porn....I mean....I meant.....oh s***.
what is funny is that i wrapped it in thermal foam and it looks like a bomb....
 
oh this oughta be good tonite....

mrs wob: Honey, what's in the package FedEx left for you?
wob: ummm nothing dear.
mrs wob: what do you mean nothing?
wob: ok, it's some meat I umm, I ordered.
mrs wob: why would you order meat online?
wob: liam says....I mean Bill down the street says they sell good meat.
mrs wob: who's liam? Is he one of those guys on that web site? we're not eating meat from some guy you met on the internet, are you crazy?
wob: I swear babe this guy Brian is cool he sells meat and stuff and he sends me porn....I mean....I meant.....oh s***.

:lol:
 
oh this oughta be good tonite....

mrs wob: Honey, what's in the package FedEx left for you?
wob: ummm nothing dear.
mrs wob: what do you mean nothing?
wob: ok, it's some meat I umm, I ordered.
mrs wob: why would you order meat online?
wob: liam says....I mean Bill down the street says they sell good meat.
mrs wob: who's liam? Is he one of those guys on that web site? we're not eating meat from some guy you met on the internet, are you crazy?
wob: I swear babe this guy Brian is cool he sells meat and stuff and he sends me porn....I mean....I meant.....oh s***.



How about when I come up with an awesome story, open the box, and instead of meat, it's full of gay porn and dildos?
 
The steaks look good. They are marinating in some A1 and tobasco. I am almost done parboiling the lamb racks - I will put those in the oven for dinner tonight.

I told the wife I traded out the meat for a wiring harness for my old 40.
 
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