Hey Doc!!!!! (1 Viewer)

[Texican]

I heard this joke today and thought it reeks of you and your style..................






A man comes home from work to find his girlfriend packing up her stuff frantically. He asks "what's wrong?"
She replies "I'm leaving, I just found out that you're a pedophile"
He replies "That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old"

 

[KOWBOY]

 

[Kotter]

I heard this joke today and thought it reeks of you and your style..................






A man comes home from work to find his girlfriend packing up her stuff frantically. He asks "what's wrong?"
She replies "I'm leaving, I just found out that you're a pedophile"
He replies "That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old"

THAT is some funny good s***!!

 

[Kotter]

Doh! Forgot to ask ya... What's the difference between a fag and a freezer?

































A freezer doesn't FART when ya pull the meat out.

 

[M-80]

Doh! Forgot to ask ya... What's the difference between a fag and a freezer?

































A freezer doesn't FART when ya pull the meat out.

Okay, now don't anyone be surprized when Butch responds with:



"Now that definately does REEK of Doc!"

 

[KOWBOY]

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."

 

[Murmy]

There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crabs. She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so she went to get a second opinion.

The second doctor gave her the same answer.

So she went to a third doctor and said, "Please help me. This itch is killing me and I know that I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin."

The doctor checks her out and says, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is you don't have crabs. The bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies."

 

[Texican]

Loyalty in Marriage


A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?You have been with me through all of the bad times."

When I got fired, you were there to support me."

When my business failed, you were there."

When I got shot, you were by my side."

When we lost the house, you stayed right here."

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"

What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

I think you're bad luck, get the fxxx away from me

 

[hatfieldcb]

God Bless Bubba

God Bless Bubba - City Councilman from Midland, TX,

T. Bubba Bechtel, a part time City Councilman from Midland, TX, was
asked on a local live radio talk show the other day just what he
thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply
prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from
the audience.

"If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's scrotum to a car's battery cables
will save one Texas GI's life, then I have just two things to say":

"Red is positive"

"Black is negative"