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KOWBOY

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What we have here is a piece of White Trash history By Gawd ... one of the original trophies presented at the First Annual Family Reunion. :cool:

Josh won it in the Cow Pie Extravaganza and then it wound up mounted on the spare tire of the Old Man's Cruiser. :rolleyes:

It desperately needs to be purchased from him so that it can take its rightful spot on The Wall of Fame and Shame at The 3X's. :bounce2::flamingo::bounce2:

I am proud to say that I have initiated the process of tryin' to buy this thang back. :cheers:

I kicked in a few bucks and drained the club's entire bank account in order to place a down payment of $2000. In return, I got the Old Man's word he would hold it for us until we can get up enuff money.

It's gonna take a helluva lot of money to get this thang bought Folks. :eek:

Please, PLEASE ... trust me when I tell ya ... this is without a doubt the most important thang this sorry-ass club has ever attempted to do.

Please send any donation you can to help buy this hubcap directly to me at:

Kevin Holt
2940 CR 2130
Telephone, TX 75488

Any and all proceeds collected will go directly to this cause.

Any member with a minimum of a $100 donation will be granted a lifetime membership to The White Trash and will be posted as such on our membership roster. :clap:

Any non-member with a minimum of a $50 donation will be granted an honorary membership to The White Trash and will be posted up as such on our membership roster. :clap:

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for consideration in this matter ... it's time to rally the troops like we've never done before.

Proud to be White Trash!!

:flamingo:
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I'm in. If we gotta get this thing out of the hands of this old man. Hell, he might even try to paint it red, white and blue if we don't get it hung on the wall of shame.
 
Sir, don't you have a dadgum paypal account?

Don't we go thru this ev'ry year when you pay dues? :rolleyes:

Dig out your checkbook ...

wipe the dust off it ...

write out a check for a minimum of a hun'erd bucks ...

mail it to the above address ...

and you'll never have to pay dues again ...

and I'll never have to get PayPal. :grinpimp:

:flamingo:
 
So last night after eatin' some Brats off the grill, Debbie and I load up the ice chest and chunk it in the back of the Teryx and head to the sandbar on the Red River. :cool:

Wade 'round and drink some beer till after dark and head back. Almost get off the bar when 2 headlights drive straight towards us ... square headlights ... :eek:

By Gawd it was Bryan, Greg, and Charles in a YJ! :steer:

They done stormed the beach to track us down ... just so they could pony up for this effort. :cheers:

OUR FIRST TWO LIFETIME MEMBERS AND HONORARY MEMBER!!

But we need more ... :frown:

Now I ain't sayin' y'all gotta track us down too ... but PLEASE take advantage of this one-time offer to save on dues ... and help out a VERY good cause. :beer:

I'll let this thread run for 'bout a week ... then I'm gonna start callin' and e-mailin' ALL members. :eek:

:flamingo:
 
Don't we go thru this ev'ry year when you pay dues? :rolleyes:

Dig out your checkbook ...

wipe the dust off it ...

write out a check for a minimum of a hun'erd bucks ...

mail it to the above address ...

and you'll never have to pay dues again ...

and I'll never have to get PayPal. :grinpimp:

:flamingo:
:rolleyes:

*sigh*

Checks are so old school- I don't even know where it is...

But I will find it sir. :hillbilly:
 
Money in the mail.

I have to ask what the rellivance is of the Hub Cap.

I just dont know.:o
 
And now with my best PAUL HARVEY VOICE, the rest of the story. Kowboy just thought the Teryx was Quick but it was no match for Tikker. (my 88 yj with a rod nocking) I was being nice till he threw dirt on us then I had to make him eat dust. It was a blast and can't wait to get back to the sandbar. I think I'll bring my fourwheeler next time too.
 
It was a blast and can't wait to get back to the sandbar. I think I'll bring my fourwheeler next time too.

From what I gather ... the reason the gates locked these days is to keep people from "town" off the property. Owner don't mind the locals goin' down there at all ... sort of a community thang.

So if you wanna bring the four wheeler you'll need to unload at The 3X's and ride in with us. :beer:

:flamingo:
 
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...so Debi wants to know if she's a member or non-member? She drives the 40 as much, if not more then I do (and usually better). Since we technically have a second Cruiser and yet another 4x4 and Mrs. Doc had to have her own card, she thinks she wants her own lifetime membership card too for $100. What say you Mr. President?
 
Checks in the mail......right before heading to Shreveport in the AM.:p
 
My contribution will be in the mail box tomorrow AM. :)

Donation going in the mail right now.......


Check's on it's way By Gawd!!:D Hope it helps.

Checks in the mail......right before heading to Shreveport in the AM.:p

This is good ... this is REAL good ... :clap::cheers::clap:

Keep 'em comin' Folks ... we ain't there yet ... but we're closer than ever before. :beer:

:flamingo:
 
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