funny caption contest 2012 edition

[sailor]

really leaves me speechless. Best caption (chosen scientifically by me) wins a 4 pack of Strongbow or Guinness or Boddingtons. Winners choice.

I'll start

 

[kim]

Becky! get away from the fire.

 

[Fantom]

....and when I grow up, my parents will let me play with fire too.....
....can't wait to taste this roadkill!....
....I wonder if I'll ever touch a girl....

 

[wrongway around]

who said nuaghty girls dont drive nissans

 

[Granite Grinder]

We don't need a fire to cook steak, I have fire in my heart and I look "marvellous"

 

[AJAEbj42]

I can't cook, but do you care? Look at my pipes!

 

[sailor]

Dont forget the Datsun...

 

[AJAEbj42]

We honestly can't get past that ridiculous looking hair on the dude standing over the fire.... (course some of us looked like that back then too, but we're not as brave as Steiger)

 

[kim]

I'll have to see if I can find a pic of my mullet.

 

[Scalp]

Maybe if I bend over, they won't see that tree I cut down!

 

[kim]

Bill, you must have had a beauty mullet in your day.

 

[aznjoker604]

giddity giddity goo alright

 

[LanceCruiser]

Quick! Somebody light a match!