FOR SALE: (1) Cocoon

[KOWBOY]

You ever get some 19.5s for the trailer?

Butch is pricin' some 17.5s.

And what 'zactly are ya lookin fer?

Somethin' cool ... somethin' dif'rent ... somethin' BIG.

 

[Dirty White Boy]

Nice.

 

[valkyrie610]

When are you gonna sell the damn cocoon?

 

[KOWBOY]

Looks like real soon ... along with damn-near ever'thang else I own to afford me a new tow rig.

I'm thinkin' on somethin' used ... but just barely. Say ... maybe a 2006 model. I reckon somethin' with under 6000 miles would be real nice to find.

 

[valkyrie610]

LMK...

 

[KOWBOY]

Reckon now's a good a time as any sir.

$1,739 ... plus shipping.

 

[valkyrie610]

Shoulda seen that coming like a train...

 

[KOWBOY]

Maybe I could find me a new tow rig that was yeller ... always did like yeller.

 

[Fireman]

Goodness that is bright.

 

[KOWBOY]

Indeed ... I reckon that a Fella would have to do a special order from the factory to get a yeller color that bright.

 

[Dirty White Boy]

That's gotta be the highest class of White Trash that I ain't never seened. Gonna take a lot of that Martha Stewart green paint to fix that.

 

[KOWBOY]

I think it's Martha Stewart Yeller.

 

[66fj40x2]

Are ya gonna need a CDL with air brakes now too????

 

[KOWBOY]

Ain't gotta clue sir.

Problem with tryin' to get a new tow rig is that I'm in Staten Island ... and truck ain't.

Have to wait and see if'n it's still available when I escape from NY.

 

[bigcountry]

I see one problem with this, it's an automatic from the pic.

 

[KOWBOY]

Just like the one in your buggy sir ... 'cept much, much bigger.

Now that I just keep gettin' older ... and lazier ... mite not be bad not to have to go thru all them gears no more.

Bones are startin' to ache too ... sure would be nice to have a comfortable place to sit.

Maybe a button to control an air suspension seat ... perhaps a lil' heat ... possibly some lumbar support?

 

[Green Lantern]

It ain't real unless you have a CB with twin 48 inch antennae mounted to the side mirrors.

What you need is a tow rig shower.

Get yourself registered at the truck stop and let folks buy you all of the important stuff you need to get this truck off right. Fuzzy dice, nekkid lady mudflaps, and something to hang on the inside mirror comes to mind.

Get on it!
Happy Trails! N

 

[Fireman]

Kodiak?

 

[66fj40x2]

Question..... Where are you gonna park this beast? I've seen the bridges in northern Fannin County sir and think you may be exceeding what they can support......

 

[KOWBOY]

Get yourself registered at the truck stop and let folks buy you all of the important stuff you need to get this truck off right ...

I like your thinkin' sir ... feel free to initiate this.

Kodiak?

You win the prize ... well done sir.

Question..... Where are you gonna park this beast?

Hopefully in the shop.



OK ... here we go. Been negotiatin' all day and just closed the deal.

Go to Houston to fetch 'er next Friday.

I'm proud to present ... Big Yeller.