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The Pope finally meets an alien delegation from a distant galaxy and decides to ask them the ultimate question:
"Do you happen to know our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?"
The aliens look at each other, light up, and reply excitedly, "Oh, Jesus! We love that guy! He swings by our planet every year to make sure we're doing okay."
Flabbergasted, the Pope exclaims, "He visits you every year?! It’s been over two millennia and we're still waiting for his second coming!"
The alien shrugs and replies, "Well, maybe he just didn't like your chocolate."
"Chocolate?" the Pope sputters, completely confused. "What does that have to do with anything?"
The alien says, "Every time he visits us, we gather the absolute best chocolate in the galaxy and give it to him before he leaves. Why, what did you guys give him when he came to visit you?"
"Do you happen to know our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?"
The aliens look at each other, light up, and reply excitedly, "Oh, Jesus! We love that guy! He swings by our planet every year to make sure we're doing okay."
Flabbergasted, the Pope exclaims, "He visits you every year?! It’s been over two millennia and we're still waiting for his second coming!"
The alien shrugs and replies, "Well, maybe he just didn't like your chocolate."
"Chocolate?" the Pope sputters, completely confused. "What does that have to do with anything?"
The alien says, "Every time he visits us, we gather the absolute best chocolate in the galaxy and give it to him before he leaves. Why, what did you guys give him when he came to visit you?"