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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly,...
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely: ..... ARE- MY - TEST -RESULTS - BACK?"
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thanks for the laugh bud 
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elephants 88 FJ62 said:Alright. Finally got the tt's in. In the SSC article there is a good looking 4runner. Is this Alberts. It sure looks like it.
Thanks Cody Sent from my iPhone using IH8MUD
So, I've been out of the loop and decided to check in. First thing I read is Scott's "test results" joke. Priceless. It's good to know that you're all still rock solid!

good to see you in here bud you jumped in on just the right post to start you off with a laugh
Its been one of those days I spoke to Sean last night and saw Cory Futch for lunch today we're gonna try to get together for lunch next week if you want to join us elephants 88 FJ62 said:What time. I might be down.
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