Well, I have another Safari and it looks like one will have to go. SWMBO doesn't want to drive a RHD.

Still haven't decided which one though.
Spent the better part of the day at Fraser Warfs wrenching to get the vehicles started. All had dead batteries except the Soarer. The Surf was a major pain. Completely dead batteries (wouldn't even start with a boost) and a totally dry fuel system. It took me a while to bleed it.I told the owner to go buy knew batteries because even if he did get it started jumping off his booster pack and another car, it would die as soon as he took the booster pack. Bloody computers.
Turns out the "damage" on the door is a stupid splash sticker.

I was amazed she fired within a couple seconds after sitting nearly a year and a half. Beside the obvious collision damage, the paint is immaculate. The engine and drive train are nice and dry with no sign of any leak ever. After leaving it on idle up most of the afternoon and then the drive back to Abby she still stayed dry. The window regulator on the plastic wap door seems to be okay but the door is missing the window glass.

One rear tire was loosing air. Tried to pump it up only to discover the valve stem was rotten. Good thing there was a spare - oh, but it was rotten as well. Okay, the tires were the same size as on my black rig, so put my spare on the new rig. We hit 91 south and before I knew it Ben (the guy selling the vehicles) is pulling over and telling me it feels wierd. I remember seeing the tire wrench and some extra wheel nuts on the seat and then remembered the notch in the rubber of the rear bumper. It occured to me that this rig probably had 33s on it and they took them off before shipping. Checked the wheel nuts and sure enough they all were very loose except the spare I had just put on. The buggers didn't bother to tighten up the wheel nuts.
I followed Ben back to Abby to watch the exhaust. There was not even a hint of smoke. The auto accelerates better than my standard from a stop. But the gearing is different and my standard 1-3 rd gears are spaced very close together. So now its time to get to work - on the deck and buy another vacuum. I think SWMBO is still not very happy I went out and bought another rig. But hey, deals like this don't come along very often.