WTF?! Four legged trespassers! (1 Viewer)

[Slomo]

Originally posted by IdahoDoug
Bounder,

A USN SEAL would kill 'coons in a Palm tree by waiting for a full on gale, 3am, tie one hand behind his back, spray himself with pepper spray just to get in the mood, strip naked, climb the tree with a hard on and a knife in his teeth, snag them one at a time and cut their throats without the others knowing it, then use the top limbs to build a shelter, gut them all and live on them while waiting for a week in case any others happen along.

DougM

Great analogy Doug, you have a way with words.

 

[OZCAL]

Bounder,

A USN SEAL would kill 'coons in a Palm tree by waiting for a full on gale, 3am, tie one hand behind his back, spray himself with pepper spray just to get in the mood, strip naked, climb the tree with a hard on and a knife in his teeth, snag them one at a time and cut their throats without the others knowing it, then use the top limbs to build a shelter, gut them all and live on them while waiting for a week in case any others happen along.

DougM

This thread's going to explode when it gets bumped to chat

 

[MH_Stevens]

Where I live we have this all the time - do I have some stories! Put moth balls, the old fashioned naphtha ones, not the wimpy low odor ones, in the engine compartment and they will stay away.

 

[CodyRx7]

Just smear the bottom of your neighbors cars with peanut butter......they'll leave your car alone.

 

[spartan]

Oh that is cruel.....