What can you come up with for dumb implementations of technology? At my work, they installed those electronic motion detecting flushers on the urinals and the toilets. On the urinals, they're cool -- finish, move away and it flushes. However, on the toilets, if you get up to wipe, it flushes prematurely. Then after you're done cleaning up, you need to flush again to get rid of the paper. But now you have to push the button on the top to manually flush since the sensor can't tell you're still there. DUMB. Other stuff? How about this hat with a solar panel to power a fan in the bill...who the hell actually wears that crap?