Un cuento de dos cerditos

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I guess this is actually a tale of four Pigs if we really circle back to the beginning. The first time I'd laid my eyes on one I had to be about six years old. I remember my father telling me he'd seen one on campus at UT and that he'd left a number and note expressing interest in purchasing it. At this time he had two 40s and we all know they're a gateway drug.

About a year later, I'm riding my bike around the neighborhood after school and realize my father is late. Like, WAY late. And then I hear it.. the sound of a small block Chevy being rung the **** out with rev matched down shifting and the sounds getting closer. I KNEW it was him, but I had no idea what IT was. And then it popped around the corner; a white and grey 1974 FJ55 with my Father behind the wheel wearing a smile that went past his mustache.

It had been soft rolled on a soft dirt road and needed a little body work on the roof and passenger a-pillar, but had a really healthy 307 in it. After squaring the roof, it got printed until my father showed up with a picture of Ted Nugent's bronco and some paint and rollers and set me and my cousin to work. We ended up with this. I must've been right at this point. It was the summer before 3rd grade.
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We lived a lot of life in that truck. My father sold our '77 40 and started his pest control business out of that truck to put food on our table. For years it was a West Campus staple. I can still see it in front of Ruby's BBQ if I close my eyes. I learned to drive at PINS in that thing at 9 years old. It carried us to Tellico and back 1994 through 1996. It tackled School Bus, it made Helicopter Pad, but most importantly it made memories and the type of friends that you just can't make if you don't have a Landcruiser.
(Look at how young Edwin @greengrasshopper was lol)
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Eventually the Pig was hit head on by a distracted driver and the front axle housing was bent. By this time my father had acquired an Isuzu pickup for work, and just dailied the 55 for everything else while building a mini truck for wheeling and life moved on for a year or so until the Pig call got louder and he had to find another one. Coincidentally it happened to be another white/grey one, but a 72 with the vent windows.

Some time goes by, we talk about building out the 55, and my father dies and leaves me scrambling as a minor that belongs to a single father. I make a deal with Edwin Kincaid to store my 55 and my mini truck while I try to navigate my life being turned upside down. The deal was he gets ALL of my father's hoarded parts (ptos, hard tops, the kind of hoard someone that loves this s*** has), ALL of my father's parts trucks (three 4wd pickup rollers) , my 71 fj40 project, and a running fj60 with a fresh rebuilt engine with Cam and header and cold ac. Shortly after his business is going under, he's planning to go back to being an electrician and he tells me I need to find a place for my stuff. I make a deal with a fellow named Paul Willis (goes by Crow) for the 55 with the catch being I get first dibs, or just get it back when I'm a legal aged adult and not where life is at for me. Cool. Come back to get my pickup and find Edwin helped facilitate an illegal sale for it with my mother, a woman that hadn't had custody of me since 1989 and had zero claim to me or my father's belongings, and things just went south for me for a while in life seeing as it left me with nothing to lose and the only things I cared about gone.

But life finds a way, right? October of 2025, fresh off a trip to the San Juans I started eyeballing job listings and properties in Southern New mexico. It was the second trip I'd made there with the practice kid and I had been really missing my father, especially realizing the fact that the apple is starting to be a little closer to the tree. As it happens, I find a 1973 Orange Pig. It's got a small block Chevy and what I assumed was a 3spd. A week after getting back from Silverton we're back in Santa Fe.
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So we drug it home and found the small block had never run. It was rigged in there with the worst possible execution. I was hoping it would just need a carb and hydraulics, that wasn't the case. It's been sitting 30 years. It needs everything lol.

So it turns out this August of 1973 built Oinker had been equipped with a 4spd from the factory. So I stole the 3fe from the trusty 80 series and started looking for a bellhousing since I didn't have one with the truck. I still need an early 4spd bellhousing as I have a later model one without the trans mount provisions built in.
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While wrestling the 3fe in, I discovered that the person that put the small block in moved the passenger side engine bracket forward a 1/2" on the frame. The exhaust also seems too close to the steering box (it actually makes contact). That kinda pissed me off and killed a little motivation, so it's largely just sat while I passively look for parts until I saw this on marketplace.
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A quick conversation was had, a couple sacrifices made, and a date was nailed down. I honestly didn't ask a bunch of questions, all I knew was the guy said he bought it on eBay from Amarillo around COVID, drove it off the transport and down the street to his house where he parked it and started cleaning it out and converting to floor shift from the column and then life happened. He wasn't a cruiser guy, just a guy who likes to tinker and thought it was cool. Here's the first time I saw it, last Wednesday.
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I had kinda thought from the pics it had been sprung over, but again, just didn't ask questions. I was honestly assuming it was absolutely full of bondo and was just glad to have all the missing parts to get the orange one going but with vent window doors. The spring over is good, the steering setup is scary. But it has a sweet header and a JTO disc swap up front with a fresh master and lines.
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Loaded up on the $500 Service Truck with 400k miles I bought two weeks before, we headed our way back from Tyler to Central Texas. At this point I've been up for about 45 hours and mentally fried but feeling blessed and just hoping to make it back home safely.
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So the Camo is coming off really well. Better than expected. This was taken yesterday afternoon. It's far from perfect, but perfect opposed to the camo
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So last night, my boy and I drank some beers and stared at it until I figured out the coil was bad. He happens to have a bunch of old fords and sacrificed a coil. Five pumps on the accelerator, it came to life. Wayyyyy outta time, I sorted that a little better this AM and took it for it's first drive under my watch. Despite the sketchy steering, it needed to be done. Lemme tell you, if I could grow a mustache, my smile would surpass its boundaries the same way my father's did 35 years ago. It feels good to be home.


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Wow what an adventure, thanks for sharing! 🍻
The adventure is just beginning!
Kinda cruised around this thing with the razor yesterday and flattened out all the high spots from heavy handed paint application.
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Also used the razor to skim off what I could. A fresh razor can be a really great paint correction tool if you can finesse it. Seems this thing was wrecked a gazillion years ago and the entire rig was shot again, and not horribly. Then crunched again and shottily filled and camo'd. The PO started sanding at the usual rust spot that develops in the fender support/drain area then covered it in tape, so there's that.
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Either way, it could be way worse. Here's the same fender on El Cerdito de la Santa Fe, aka the Ornch one.
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While not the way I woulda done it, the shock tower mod for what appears to be some OME rears seems solid. Someone at least knew what they're doing and made it happen.
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All in all, a fairly motivating day. I probably saw a solid 25 mph on a bumpy country road and the spring and shock combo feels way better than expected. Now I need to get my hands on some stock hubcaps to test fit in the center of the FJ cruiser steelies. Pending fitment/aesthetic check I've been wanting to weld the retaining tabs for the stock caps on these wheels and powder them. The g003s ain't the Super Diggers my father ran, but they're gonna get me where I need to be just like they have for the last few years on my 100.
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Very cool man, love the old Austin story. I used to bomb around west campus in my old sprung over ‘73! That’s a cool pic of you guys, Edwin & Hunter looked exactly the same at that age!
Dude that one doesn't do your comment justice, here's the spitting image of the two. This was in the summer of '94. He helped weld up the exhaust. Passenger side blew off on the 290 flyover headed to Houston on the way to Tellico from Round Rock five months later. I got two hours of open header from a 307 Chevy wide open at 90mph. Luckily we were headed there to snag a fresh set of Yokohamas that my father found by calling the branches along the way to TN and the NTB happened to have a Midas next door who were cool enough to let us pop the wheels off and roll 'em next door. 12/10 do not recommend.
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Anyhow, moving on... Condenser was bad and caused the coil failure. Ford coil worked 'til it didn't. Replaced both with changaroo spec units from the parts store, fired it up, sounds like a potential ripper. Carb 200% needs to be gone through, but it came with a kit and I have an ultrasonic cleaner. I don't know what header that is, but it came with a weld flange so it's getting an exhaust *soon-ish*... The Toyota air filter element is WILD to me. Tells me someone cared. Me encanta!
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Trying to make a point of wet sanding til my hands get wrinkly every day from here on our. Would be cool to see this June born Pig back in its OG birthday suit to celebrate its 55th birthday.
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So I bought this ECU a while back (Proteus large universal ECU — rusefi - https://www.shop.rusefi.com/shop/p/spring-blade-cyy7n) for the 3fe. I never thought I'd have me a carby, but there's no reason I can't get my feet wet and make this thing have a proper timing curve with solid spark. Not 100% on the GM coils, but that's most likely the ticket. A GM drive by wire is planned for the 3fe so I can have cruise control, but baby steps. Get the carb rebuilt, get it running, then slap a 3fe dizzy in and get a proper ignition and tune on it.
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Interesting blue. What's the original color code on the VIN plate? Assume the inside of the fuel door is also blue? Curious if it's the same shade as the body or if the body was just really faded under the camo.
 
It's not blue it's grey. Lighting isn't favorable here. It's also had a respray, like the whole truck, and it was a LONG time back based on the red oxide primer . Someone cared about this thing. Aftermarket paint doesn't match. You can see spots of it coming through, notably on the right side of the tail gate where I was able to skim a large portion off with a razor where the pressure washer made an opportunity for me.

As of 9:30 last night. I'm happy with the aftermarket paint even, because camo is gayer than AIDS.
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It's a little more noticeable here. Cutting scotchbrite into smaller workable pieces and then zooming out to discern the last colors added to the pattern is the process here. Lightly scuff what you deem to be the highest or top layers, find the heavy spots, work em with the small pieces and attention to detail. Is it perfect? Far from it. But damn, it's better than camo. And that coming from a retard who drove a 400whp 🍉
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I was serious about that 🍉 ... Some dudes keep pictures of old girlfriends squirreled away as souvenir s of a different era, I've got Cressida fuel doors. Either way, I'm not upset about an older woman adding a little color to the drapes to match the rug. Ghillie getups are absolutely outta the question though. I'm a long-haired redneck, not a regular redneck.
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A good example here of heavy handed spots. This is probably the most patience I've ever applied to anything, ever, in my entire life. I have so many other things to do right now, but I can't stop. I feel like a middle aged house wife getting turned on to Candy Crush. Priorities: avoided!
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Settle down, Bud, you didn't earn this.
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That good Toyota paint is hiding and it looks good
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A lil' reference pic for the passenger side. Note the OG paint ready for a good flatten and buff. Now I gotta try to not screw that up blending all the other crap out
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Ih8mud
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Camo was hiding more runs
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Razor again
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This is the biggest down side to this whole thing here, and looking closer I'm thinking there's a whole lotta McFucked going on. I mean, this is just sketchy
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Then there's this. I don't feel like this is a factory weld. And it's on the side without the factory fender...
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And I may not be a very smart man, but I know what love is. And I don't love this. Bent spring on the opposite corner of the possible repaired knuckle. But I'm not ****ed up about it. I'd drive it like this no sweat, I am no stranger to a beater.
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