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So have you ever done it during her time?

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by Zack1978, Aug 11, 2005.

  1. Zack1978

    Zack1978 SILVER Star

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    Hey Guys,
    A good friend of mine was discussing his sex habits (with his wife that he got/purchased from Macedonia) with me. He claims that he will still have sex with her during her time of the month, actually he claims that he will not do it on the first or second day, but after that he will. I don't know, I am just not into that I would rather wait a few x-tra days! What do you guys say? Am I crazy, or is he?


    Zack
     
  2. stinkyfj60

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    He is...but like they always say...you get what you pay for.. :D
     
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    To messy, would rather wait a few days and not have to deal with the red stuff.
     
  5. Jman

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    You can purchase a wife from Macedonia? :confused: Hmmm.


    Anyway, been there, done that--if you go on too long, the friction can really get to the little guy (uh, dried blood doesn't make a good lube :D ) but other than that, it's all good. :)



    But, on the other hand, I don't know if I'd take sex tips from someone who bought a wife. :rolleyes:
     
  6. T Y L E R

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    If you're not fussy about a change in viscosity or the smell of Fe, then do it already .... :rolleyes:






    TY
     
  7. LandCruiserPhil

    LandCruiserPhil Peter Pan Syndrome Supporting Vendor

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    Good point :doh:
     
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    I allow her to blow me on those days :)~
     
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    not for me, thanks.
     
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    Great excuse.:D
     
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    Yeah, me too. But we're married now so you know what that means...


    -E
     
  12. NorCalDoug

    NorCalDoug problems solved daily...

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    Hey Chug, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to...awww...never mind...


    Back to the thread -- uh...thanks, but no, I can wait a few days.

    So...what's a puchased Macedonian wife look like? Who's the celebrity she most resembles?
     
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    Sophia Loren. Everybody in Macedonia looks like Sophia Loren. Guys, girls, old, young...........doesn't matter.
     
  14. Zack1978

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    Hey everyone,
    I am not out to insult anyone else's wife BUT my personal feeling is that if you are going to purchase a wife, go out and find the best and spend a lot! Either he was in a hurry, or was low on cash, but the purchased wife is not what I would consider hot or even cute for that matter. I consider myself rather able to defend myself as I am 6'3 and 190 pounds, however she could prob kick my ass in a second. So is also a train wreck when it comes to control issues, as she tells him what he can and can not do and she controls all the cash flow in the marriage, and she does not add a penny to it; she sits on her large ass all day and does nothing. I guess I just feel bad for the guy.

    Zack
     
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    LOL!!

    For this he paid?

    Made in Heaven, sounds like.........LOLOLOL!!
     
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    I've got issues with seeing blood on Mr. Pecker, so I either wait- or put it in her butt.
     
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    I second that!!!!


    BUT IF HORSES STOMP IN THE MUD...I CAN F@&K IN THE BLOOD!!!!!
     
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    So... let me get this perfectly clear Doc...

    You don't like the red on willie, but you are OK with the brown on willie? Have I got that right?
     
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    Heh heh - you guys seen that SNL skit "The Corking Room"?

    Janet Jackson: "So does your wife soak the cork?"

    Winery Tour Guy: " Well, you know she used to when we were dating. But now that we are married, not so much..."
     
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