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Sex Tomatoes ???

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by Degnol, Jul 29, 2005.

  1. Degnol

    Degnol

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    Here is what I got from the garden today.....problem is, I just planted Big Boys, and Better Boys. Huh? Maybe they are Quar, not that there is anything wrong with that, of course.



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    dood, i would stop drinking the water where u grow these! wtf?!!
     
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    Stop?????? **** that, I want a gallon......
     
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    Incomplete pollination due to temps that were not optimum (too high or too low).
     
  5. Degnol

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    AWWWWW! Party Pooper!
     
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    That must have been one whacked bee. So, either it was wearing boxer shorts or it was wearing tight briefs. :D
     
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    i don't know but i'm in tears from that....
     
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    Huh, a male and a female. Why not breed them?
     
  9. Degnol

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    It looks like the "male" has a baaaad case of Orchitis. Anybody see "Johnny Dangerously?" The wheelbarrows?


    I thought about that, but did not know just how to configure them.



    "Concave or convex it would serve either sex, but Oh what a mother to clean"



    And I don't live close to a NUK-U-LAR powerplant either.




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  11. Degnol

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    Forgot that there is an image of the Virgin Mary on the back. Hmmmmm, Ebay.
    Wonder how long they will keep.


    Ed
     
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    TJDIV Back in The U.P.

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    put them in "THE" position!!!!
     
  13. Degnol

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    You mean like this?????
    "Hostile, dog-style....ANY style!"
     
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    This is one of the funniest true-to-life sh!t I've seen so far! :D :D :D
     
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    Paris Hilton says: "This thread is hot."

    :D

    Sign me up for a gallon of that water, too, btw.
     
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    Just happened on this thread, ROTFLMAO
     
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    I think the female has had a c-section before - see the scar?
     
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    And what's up with her butt?
     
  19. Degnol

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    The last two pics are doggy-style. First is Missionary, so that can't be a C-section scar, more like a laminectomy. But, yeah, the old gal has been around the block.


    Heh,

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    bow chicka bow wow.....