To Joey: Thanks for giving me a POS spare tire. If I didn't know you better I would think you're trying to kill me.
To Mark: I saw you on the old road getting off the highway.
Here's a taste of the story to come:
I blow a tire going 70 in the fast lane. I call Mark to see if I can borrow a spare for the weekend since my spare just took the place of the blown tire. Mark is not there so I call Joey. I go to his place and borrow two spares. I end up using his spare instead of mine since it looks better... the spare blows while I'm in the fast lane yet again going 70 yet again.