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Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by Spank60, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. Spank60

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    fat chicks here......I :love: fat chicks
     
  2. reffug

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    I'm not sure but I think we might have to report this post to the proper authorities as offensive. :flipoff2:
     
  3. swank60

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    Nice... :flipoff2:

    I thought you were "busy"???
     
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    Oh please someone delete this thread...in the meantime, let's focus on a picture...
     
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    So Noah walks into a bar and tells the bartender "Line me up 5 shots of tequilla!" The bartender does so, and Noah belts them all down, one right after the other. Then he says "Five more, for God's sake, please!"

    The bartender does so, and again, Noah hammers them all down. He then demands five more and the bartender asks him "Dude, what is the deal?"

    Noah says "I"m celebrating my first BJ!"

    So the bartender replies "Well,I can understand that you're excited, but 15 shots of tequilla?"

    Noah replies "Yeah, well, what else can I do? I'm having a hell of a time getting the taste out of my mouth..."

    Can I tell that joke on here? :D
     
  6. stinkyfj60

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    I dont think anyone on this list will Turn Japanese for some time now
     
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    this is gross.....hope it doesn't go as long as the cheerleader one....if so that's sick.......sorry spank
     
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    How about we just deleate Spank, I think starting a thread like this is more than worthy.
     
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    i bet there are people on this forum who refrain from posting pics of their lovers/others or themselves because they dread the very ridicule you bring up with a post like this.

    it's things like this that bring a friend of mine to tears.


    i know you were just trying to be funny like everyone else so i'm not trying to flame you with an acetylene torch, but i am holding a bic lighter to your foot untill you say owe!
     
  11. Gumby

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    "What makes a man drink like that?"

    Noah says, "You'd dirink like that if you had what i got."

    The bartender says, "man, I'm sorry to hear that, what do you got?"

    "About a buck fifty"
     
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    Ewwww.... is one of those ladies showing toe??? Or is it hoof???
     
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    i think it is Lance Armstrongs missing testicle....
     
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    well i made a photoshop pic of me morbidly obese but now i cant make it work..... i did get a funny email a lil while back tho of hot chicks all super fat... i only attached 2 but there are a bunch...way hot???......
     
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    Moose Knuckle
     
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    My wife was watching "Dr. 90210" or maybe it was "Beverly Hills Dr." ??? I dont know the title but it is the one where the cosmetic surgen works in the valley. Anyways, in this episode a girl had a gastric bypass and lost a ton or weight. So now she alot of extra skin. Well he went in and removed like 3lbs of skin from various areas of here body. Then also did a vagina lift. funniest thing in the world to the wife and I at the time. It was just the way he was saying it. "Oh, sweet heart. You have a lot of extra skin around you vagina so I am going to do a little vagina lift and give you a pretty little vagina. Okay? it will be like a beautiful little butterfly." We were rolling on the floor.
     
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    I've seen those celeb pics before, some pretty good photo-chop skills to do that...a picture of YOU morbidly obese? That's got to be funny, but I wouldn't post it here, this is the internet you know, safest to just assume we're all a bunch of freaks and stalkers... :rolleyes:

    :D
     
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    That's incredible!