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My Lab is foaming at the mouth.

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by flintknapper, Jul 6, 2005.

  1. flintknapper

    flintknapper

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    Just came back in from feeding my Lab, it was nearly dark outside and I could see him pouncing on something (turned out to be a toad), and foam dripping from his mouth.

    Funny how toads do that to them. He looked pretty mean there for a second!

    I guess I could let him out in the pasture for awhile so he can find some horse poop to neutralize it.

    Dogs are kinda nasty aren't they?
     
  2. Degnol

    Degnol

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    First time I saw that, I freaked. They must secrete something really nasty. Just lasted a few minutes, but they were s-c-a-r-y minutes. And the Toad made a good getaway.


    Ed
     
  3. cruiserdan

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    Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?









    A: Because they can....................:flipoff2:
     
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    I thinks the toads get them buzzed!!
     
  5. Degnol

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    I think the question is...."Why do they put Toads in their mouths?"


    My Pointer has done it on more than one occasion, the two Brittanies have never.



    If I could lick my balls....I would. Who wouldn't?




    Who knows about the Toad secretions?




    Ed
     
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    Mmmmmmmmm....Colorado River Toad...Must lick the toad. :D
     
  7. T Y L E R

    T Y L E R

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    Altered states ... give him time to reconstitute .. :)


    If the lab's lucky the toad turned into some sweet ass bitch!!


    TY
     
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    I'd be worried about not being limber enough and falling off the sofa and breaking something.

    Steve
     
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    My lab tore into a pack of 'D' cell batteries one day. I came home to find them all gnawed on, and one punctured. Her lower lip was swollen and nasty looking with thick goo dripping from it for a week. When the new skin finally came in, it was really bright pink for a while like fresh lung tissue - weird.
     
  10. Landpimp

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    You'll get chills
    all through your body
    and you'll lose
    all control
    of your bladder
    and your sphincter
    thats your butthole

    Cause, if you use toad
    then I'm tellin you
    you can kiss your life goodbye

    Yeah when you use toad
    it'll mess you up
    It'll make your mama cry
    thats no lie
    you'll choke on your tongue and die

    Gotta give it up
    (gotta give up the toad now)
    its no joke
    buddy give it up
    (you gotta give up the toad now)
    or you'll croak
    buddy give it up
    (gotta give up the toad now)
    and dont smoke
    or you'll see
    it hurts to pee

    There'll be blood
    gushing from you
    everytime that you cough
    and forget getting lucky
    it falls off

    So you better wise up
    cause I'm tellin you
    toad is one lando forbids

    Gotta give it all up
    or your gonna see
    your whole life will hit the skids
    and your kids
    will be born without eyelids

    Gotta give it up
    (give up the toad now)
    (thanks to you)
    just give it up
    (give up the toad now)
    (thanks to you)
    give it up
    (give up the toad now)

    I'm no fool
    Landos cool
    YEAH!
     
  11. flintknapper

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    EEEEEK!

    You think my Labs addicted to toads?

    I know he can't leave a snake alone....(three snake bites) and he's only 4 yrs. old.

    And, he's consumed about 12 metric tons of horse poop, but other than that...he's a pretty good dog. He's laying on the cool tile floor in the kitchen right now, (my wife would die if she knew he was in the house). Gonna get him a little bowl of milk I think.
     
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    And, he's consumed about 12 metric tons of horse poop

    :eek:

    does he give you kisses? :eek: :eek:
     
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    Well yeah, he's a Lab! No "tounge" or anything kinky though!
     
  14. Liam

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    I wouldnt lick my balls....i know where they've been.. :flipoff2: