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Moctezuma's revenge strikes

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by SR.GRINGO, Aug 7, 2005.

  1. SR.GRINGO

    SR.GRINGO

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    Montezuma's revenge strikes

    I work 6 days a week for 70+ hours and love to go wheeling on my only Day off--- We close at 3 on Saturday and Kaaaaboom--ate some quesidillas with meat that sat around a bit too long :doh: ---No wheeling tomorrow :frown: Right now it is monsoon season especially in the Mountains--well there is always next weekend...... Looks like they had fun....
     
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    looking back it's funny when for a day or so, your only concern in the world is making sure you're NEVER more than 15-20 paces from a toilet.
     
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    you mean 'Montezuma', but thats close enough I guess and oh yeah, HAAAAA.
     
  4. SR.GRINGO

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    Gracias Amigo---not thinking very straight right now
     
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    they have these pills that are extra bactera for you intestinal tract. thoes kept me and my brother from it on a mission trip to mexico. the rest of our group got it. a few said they got some and it left in a day.
     
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    FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! :doh: :D
     
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  8. NorCalDoug

    NorCalDoug problems solved daily...

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    Immodium's the only way to go.
     
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    My first trip to Mexico, I figured I would eat hot peppers like they were going out of style .. jalepenos .. just kept throwing them in my mouth one nite 15 in a row .. next day I went on a long bus ride to chitzanitza, and when I finally got to the top on it I was screwed .. my ex said I was literally green!! I got those cold chills .. diaphoretic .. but had to slam my butt cheeks together and climb all the way down before I could enjoy the luxery of a super colon blowout...


    ...WTF??? What do you mean I need money to get into the stall????


    H E L PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!



    Oh it gets better .. I finally got in , dropped my drawers at ballistic speeds and sat down .. my dick promptly dipped into the bowl .. Ooooooooooooooooo!!! $%^&, so I snatched it up and held it in my right hand .. but on one of my blast I let off pressure on my Johnson and shot a jet of pee up, down and onto my pants! $%^& Now I had to exit the washroom with a green, diaphoretic face, pissed drawers with a shirt tied around my waist . :rolleyes: But I was soooooooo relieved , none the less ..

    I had immodium on board within the hr, and only some cramps remained on the 5 hr bus ride back to the resort.. ughh.



    TY - what smell??? :eek: :frown:
     
  10. NorCalDoug

    NorCalDoug problems solved daily...

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    uhhhh....TMI

    thanks for sharing though...:eek:
     
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    Where did you go? Chichen Itza? Or was that Shichen Pitza? Just wondering... :D
     
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    Doug, I just figured sometimes it's good to be able to laugh at the next guy's story when you think you have it bad .. glad I could help ;p


    WS, it was one of those huge temples .. with steps that look normal from a mile away, but in reality require lead climbing skillz. Next time the 5.10 stealth rubber and chalk bag are coming with me to Mexico .. :D



    TY
     
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    NorCalDoug problems solved daily...

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    naw, don't get me wrong Ty...it was a good story. I've been in similar situations too...suffice it to say, that I know exactly how much burn a couple dozen jalapenos can produce both going in...and coming out ;)
     
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    This is an awesome narration of Mexico. :doh:

    I'm currently taking pepto, immodium, and cipro(good products to have in your Mexico bag)
     
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    What's your recommendation on burn creams?
     
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    Augh, not the ol' Hersey squirts. That's crappy. Take it easy & don't forget the Imodium AD.
     
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    Throw some TP in the freezer for the next time...



    Cool asswipe is the way to go..
     
  18. SR.GRINGO

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    I'm not sure about the burn cream but the gin your sig is good--I still have a full bottle waiting for me to get home----hmmm gin...I think I feel better :)


    I bet I could sell that bottle for a ton.....
     
  19. alvarorb

    alvarorb Color Geek in Charge

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    Moctezuma is used commonly in Spanish

    <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moctezuma_II>

    Regards

    Alvaro
     
  20. SR.GRINGO

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    I should have listened to my wife :rolleyes: