It shoud be noted that The White Trash do not condone illegal acts of any nature. However, we also do not condone holding flamingos against thier will.
It is rewarding to see that our recently established "Underground Flamingo Railroad" has successfully been initiated. With a worldwide support network in place, we are assisting any flamingos wishing to escape captivity. Their expected arrival at the 3X's Ranch has been scheduled to coincide with the Official White Trash Fourth of July Celebration here at Headquarters. After extensive negotiations with local, state, and federal agencies, the 3X's as been established as a safe harbor for wayward flamingos. They shall be welcomed like royalty and live a care-free life without fear of evil zookeepers. Once we have established possesion of all the world's flamingos, the first step in our World Dominance will have been completed.