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Man rule

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by BOUNDER, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. BOUNDER

    BOUNDER

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    Man rules:
    #1: In the mens room, no talking until you get to the sink.
    #2: Never ask for a "sip" of your buddies beer. :beer:
     
  2. re_guderian

    re_guderian SILVER Star

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    ??? That's the chick rule... Lot's of business get's done at the urinal at work...
     
  3. OZCAL

    OZCAL

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    My buddy was in the can, and the office loudmouth racist sexist homophobe was in the stall next to him, doing a color commentary on his bowel activity. Referring to the same, he announces, for the benefit of anyone listening "man, does that feel gooooood comin' out..."

    My buddy replies, totally deadpan, "Imagine how it would feel going in!"

    Silence.

    Forever. :D
     
  4. Relix

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    Man rule 3: No barrowing of your friends tools....Buy you own!
     
  5. srplus

    srplus Walked with the Dinosaurs

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    Exception to Man Rule #1

    Around here man rule # 1 does not apply since there are so many chicks in the men’s rooms at all public functions... I had a really hard time trying to take a leak with a lines of females in front of the stalls with doors... One guy, way in the back, hollered out... "Get the hell out of the way and use your own damn toilet! I've got diarrhea and I'm gonna sh_it myself!"

    Looked like Moses parting the Red Sea as the ladies cleared out of the way to be accommodating... none left though.
     
  6. WagonsRule

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    Too funny.

    I'll bet that would effectively get people the hell out of your way in many situations. Even if you are nowhere near a bathroom.
     
  7. Colorado Boy-74-FJ40

    Colorado Boy-74-FJ40 I may grow older but I refuse to grow up!

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    I had a guy talking to me from the next stall as I was pissing once, he was really annoying so I said " Don't talk to me when your dick is in your hand" He shut up instantly and turned pale.
     
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    TX_TLC

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    I thought it was Man Law....


    Man Rule sounds bad.... :cheers:
     
  9. Gumby

    Gumby Supamod Staff Member s-Moderator

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    Ron Jeremy once spoke to me at a urinal.

    He asked me why I had WENDY tatooed on my wenis.


    I stretched 'er out and showed him it really says

    WElcome to Naperville, have a nice DaY.


    he cried like a little girl.
     
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