Junk is a Pickle Pusher

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  1. dd113

    dd113

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    Many of you know that this is the truth.

    I had these stickers made up special just for CMCC but then I wussed out and could not go. I am sure Junk will like all of these.

    I only have 30 so to get one you need to write in one paragraph just why Junk is a Pickle Pusher then PM me with your addy. Then you will need to post a PIC of the sticker in action.

    Eventually the entire world will know that JUNK IS A PICKLE PUSHER!
     
  2. Cruiser_Nerd

    Cruiser_Nerd That 25 Guy. Moderator

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    As we reached the first hill on Saturday..............Junk reached down to grab 4 Low.............he pushed and he pulled for all he was worth.........but he just couldn't get that pickle to budge............then both Jose and he tried..........together they pushed for all they were worth......but it was still no good.......some pickles just can't be pushed.


    'luv ya Junk! :flipoff2:
     
  3. erics_bruisers

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    gay talk doesn't come naturally to me, and gay innuendos on my truck will never happen --

    -- lest this thread go down this path --

    http://www.avert.org/ygmt6.htm

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  4. dd113

    dd113

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    So is that website where you go when you need some gay talk and are not sure what to say?
     
  5. tea LC

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    One paragraph, entitled, 'Junk, His Momma, and Wheeling'

    Wheeling is always fun on a hot summer 'junky' day. If you have a Heep, when you get there, you can always rent Junk's Momma and go for a swim instead. And there are lots of green things to eat if Junk is around. You can start off with a hot dog, or just hang out with Junk's dog and let him lick the mud off your face. When you are full, it's time to go for a walk, which should settle your junk.

    < you didn't say it had to have award potential :flipoff2:

    sending PM next. this will be good for me to have since i might cruise past junk in NJ :D
     
  6. reffug

    reffug

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    You were supposed to convoy with me. :D

    But you turned into a GA pussy. :princess:

    I spoke to you on the phone. :D

    There was no way you were going to stay at home. :cool:

    At least Junk showed. :flipoff2:

    And at least his mama blows. :flipoff2:

    And for you we will have to find a tree. :eek:





    P.S. I wanted to get a White Trash Hat from you too you tweak.
     
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    Der's alot of things that will never happen with your truck. :rolleyes:
     
  8. stuck in GA

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    Hey David what happened the pic with me flicking him off? Post it up. After all it was my saying.
     
  9. Liam

    Liam

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    While Junk was at CoalMiners he didn't get a tickle; he just got a push of a big juicy pickle.
    And at the ih8mud fire Junk didn't even giggle; he just got that push of a big juicy pickle.
    Junks fj45 surprisingly did the trick; but all he really wanted was a sloppy lick of a juicy prick.... le.

    :flipoff2:
     
  10. Cruiser_Nerd

    Cruiser_Nerd That 25 Guy. Moderator

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    So I take it you have no metrosexual friends? :eek: Or you just have a problem with young men who spend too much money on themselves, or, appear gay, but really aren't? :rolleyes: (I had to look it up.......since I had no idea what it was until you derided it.)
     
  11. Biff

    Biff

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    I consider myself more of a Retrosexual here are the rules I live by:

    The RetroSexual Code :
    A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on
    national TV.
    A Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.
    A Retrosexual opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term
    only because they are female.
    A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home,
    or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.
    A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.
    A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you
    live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and
    drinking, I salute you.
    A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women
    have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap
    (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)
    A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years
    old.
    A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need
    be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.
    A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.
    A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women.
    Some is inevitable, but major re-invention of yourself will only lead to
    you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.
    A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress
    such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak
    tree chipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different
    city, or favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink
    because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention to you. Daddy was busy
    DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.
    A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to
    conceal himself from prey.
    A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie - and
    ONLY a Windsor knot.
    A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about
    getting.
    A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a
    nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can - or be
    rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you are.
    A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled
    with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus
    it's just plain fun to shoot.
    Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexaul may cry, and none of
    them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams
    are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is
    swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can
    cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet
    (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part.
    A Retrosexual man's favorite movie isn't "Maid in Manhattan" (unless that
    refers to some foxy French maid sitting in a huge tub of brandy or
    whiskey), or "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood." Acceptable ones
    may include a any of the Dirty Harry or Nameless Drifter movies
    (Clint in his better days), Rambo I or II, the Dirty Dozen, The Godfather
    trilogy, Scarface, The Road Warrior,
    The Die Hard series, Caddyshack, Rocky I, II, or III, Full Metal Jacket,
    any James Bond Movie, Raging Bull, Bullitt, any Bruce Lee movie, Apocalypse
    Now, Goodfellas, Reservior Dogs, Fight Club,etc .
    When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a
    pregnant woman, hell, any woman gets on, that retrosexual stands up and
    offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called
    men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face.
    A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge of Allegance properly, and
    with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the
    Star Spangled Banner.
    A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not
    understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset
    the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged in a
    serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shoeing horses, shooting,
    cigars, car maintenance.
    A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils.
    A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (hell, a blizzard) without sliding all
    over or driving under 20 mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering
    his ride on a plow berm.
    A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants.
    Wherever it lands is where he damn well wanted it to land.
    A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any
    elderly person or person in military dress (except officers above 2nd Lt)
    NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the
    Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for
    serving their country.
    A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough.
    He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other
    person deceived him.
    A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does
    something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the
    process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT
     
  12. informationjunky

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    Nice Victor!
     
  13. NorCalDoug

    NorCalDoug problems solved daily...

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    I'm not much for paragraph writing about Junk...
    How 'bout a few haikus instead?

    Buggerville boy Junk,
    He is a pickle pusher
    Can't wheel his 80.

    Silly Jersey lad.
    Bought himself a 45.
    Still can't wheel for crap.

    East coast wheeler boy,
    Afraid of the Rubicon.
    Go wheel Paragon.

    He fears Moab too...
    Slickrock is too much for him.
    Poor little :princess:

    Seriously though,
    When he's not pushing pickles,
    He is pretty cool.
     
  14. Hltoppr

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    Victor & Doug

    Gracias, ya'll made my day! ROTFLMAO!

    -H-
     
  15. Junks Momma

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    When my boy JUNK was just a wee little pickle
    he was cute, and so fun to tickle

    but now he's all grown
    and likes to make himself moan
    and now he and his pickle push on alone

    for when the day ends
    and over he bends
    Junks the little boy
    known well by strange men

    I still love him dearly
    but stand quite clearly
    on my own end of this pickled adventure
    cause I can't eat a pickle without my dentures.




    Josh's Cucumber just became Junks Pickle.
     
  16. Brentbba

    Brentbba Former Golfer SILVER Star

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    "A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not
    understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset
    the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged in a
    serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shoeing horses, shooting,
    cigars, car maintenance"

    Victor - I think I nailed this one on the head with a real BFH Sunday! :D
     
  17. Biff

    Biff

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    Thats for sure, one of the biggest reasons I love going wheelin because women don't understand the feelin. :D
     
  18. dd113

    dd113

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    I have more stickers left post up
     
  19. T Y L E R

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    Someones always pushin some s*** or 'nother .... :flipoff2:
     
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    A little bird told me that Junk was over by rattler on friday jerking off with a set of beads in his hand trying to scare the heep guys away. I dont know but that is what I heard.

    :confused:
     
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