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Interesting Viagra developement

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by Spook50, Jul 8, 2005.

  1. Spook50

    Spook50 Get ready

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    In Pharmacology, most drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
    of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also
    called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT&DO."
     
  2. Cruisergreg

    Cruisergreg

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    I have a headache and bad allergies but this made me LOL!
     
  3. Brentbba

    Brentbba Former Golfer SILVER Star

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    That is Good!!!
     
  4. Shahram

    Shahram I ain't got herpes no more.

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    I used to suffer from constipation and erectile dysfunction. Now, thanks to Pfizer, I have diarrhea and a boner!

    Thanks Pfizer!


    [sorry]
     
  5. T Y L E R

    T Y L E R

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    Good .. :D


    We city employees just got a notice with our last paycheck envelope stating that Viagra would no longer be covered by our benefits. Apparently it currently is till Aug 01,05 . Hmmmmm ;)



    TY
     
  6. White Shark

    White Shark

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    Oh by the way, Viagra often has that whole, "blindness" side affect. :doh: It gives new meaning to using one's imagination...