Important Life Question.

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by Red Herring, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. Red Herring

    Red Herring

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    As a source of wise and sagely advice, Mud has helped guide many a hapless reader in the appropriate direction, and provided many more with timely and knowledgeable advice.

    My question to the scholars today is....







    As one ages, why does it become increasingly difficult to keep ones bottom clean?





    I'd post a picture, but then I'd have all the ladies on Mud putting up polls as to who's hawter... me or Darwins monkey... so no.



    Have at her enlightened ones.....:D
     
  2. greytandy

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    How old ARE you?
     
  3. wob

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    X400000.

    If that a problem, how are you typing? :confused: :confused:
     
  4. crushers

    crushers post ho

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    Steve,
    you sure do know how to make me laugh on a friday...
    cheer and thanks
     
  5. srplus

    srplus Walked with the Dinosaurs

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    Like this?

    A hard of hearing old man and his wife visit his doctor.

    The doctor says: “We need to check some things out on you and run a few tests. To do this we will need a sperm sample, a urine sample, and a stool sample.”

    The old geezer turns to his wife and says: “What did he say?”

    She cups her hands in front of her mouth and yells: “He wants your underwear!”
     
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    It sounds like he's typing with poo covered fingers.... :doh:
     
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    LMFAO!!! Stop taking the drug that lists "anal seepage" as a possible side effect. :cheers:
     
  8. wob

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    Or eating chips that contain olestra......


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  9. Red Herring

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    :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    I think the most obvious answer is:














    :idea:
















    Depends






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    I find it more difficult to bend over and get into all the nooks and crannys. Maybe eventually I'll just stop cleaning it all together. I suppose an alternate is to get some neighbourhood kid to clean it for me. I know kids can always use a few extra bucks. I know a friend that just sits over a lawn sprinkler and that seems to get it his bottom really clean, although it does take a couple of hours and a lot of water.






































    Or, I could just not got wheeling where there is a lot of mud. :flipoff2:
     
  13. Gumby

    Gumby Supamod Staff Member s-Moderator

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    A solution to yer problem, but not the answer to the question:

    Adult sized baby wipes. You can get 'em pre-loaded with Prep H if yer inclined that way, or just get the scented kind so yer bung hole is lemony fresh.




    I have often wondered how wimmins can wear a thong without it getting all nasty. I shudder at what it would look like if I stuck a string lengthwise in my asscrack all day.
     
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    Shuddering too.......



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    DSRTRDR I can mangle anything ... SILVER Star

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    as an expert on this: it's the skill :flipoff2:

    plus, shaving helps ;)
     
  16. NorCalDoug

    NorCalDoug problems solved daily...

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    :rolleyes:
    that was WAY too easy
     
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    Red Herring, try some yoga--you'll be able to reach more easily!
     
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    Thanks to modern technology, you can buy a toilet that takes care of this chore for you. Sort of like those french bidets, you know? Expensive? You bet. But just think: No more toilet paper, no more doubts. :D
     
  19. Red Herring

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    Not that I'm there (yet:confused: )...but I can see myself in my Fathers underwear. (Didn't Clapton sing about that)?

    He suffered from the proverbial underwear skids. Nasty.

    So... the question is not, what to use... although I appreciate the input... but rather why the need to use something arises in the first place?
     
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    Still gotta dry it.
     
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