I posted about 2 hours ago as my plane was taxiing out onto the runway. I should be somewhere over the midwest right now, almost home. Guess where I am. Yep, right where I was 2 hrs ago. Only now the plane isn't moving. Apparently the pilots didn't notice an illuminated idiot light until right when they hit the throttle as we were beginning takeoff. I wonder where the idiot part of the name came from. Going to be a looong night on a full plane of unhappy people. At least I can sit here and surf 'mud while I wait.