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If men had vaginas

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by Red Herring, Aug 29, 2006.

  1. Red Herring

    Red Herring

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    I'd have something up there ALL the time.


    I think god gave them to women knowing how much more responsible than us they are!
     
  2. Colorado Boy-74-FJ40

    Colorado Boy-74-FJ40 I may grow older but I refuse to grow up!

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    If I had one, I would play with that thing 24/7.
     
  3. Gumby

    Gumby Supamod Staff Member s-Moderator

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    I'd never leave the house.


    and women say we love what we already have too much.

    They're damn lucky I don't have one of those.
     
  4. crushers

    crushers post ho SILVER Star

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    we would be woman, what man would want that!!
     
  5. fsusteve

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    Think of the s*** you could store in there....I'd never lose my wallet again.
     
  6. Colorado Boy-74-FJ40

    Colorado Boy-74-FJ40 I may grow older but I refuse to grow up!

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    Hot dogs

    Keep em warm, just pack a bag of buns, some mustard & relish.
    Hot trail food. What a concept!
     
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    I doubt it would be like that. When I was 16 I worked at Swensen's Ice cream after two weeks I hated ice cream. At 17 I worked at Shakeys. Hated pizza in a week.

    Familiarity breeds contempt.
     
  8. Gumby

    Gumby Supamod Staff Member s-Moderator

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    They do seem to be kinda high maintenance items.
     
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  10. NorCalDoug

    NorCalDoug problems solved daily...

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    leaky sometimes too...

    ;p
     
  11. Colorado Boy-74-FJ40

    Colorado Boy-74-FJ40 I may grow older but I refuse to grow up!

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    why?

    Then why have i been chasing after it for 40 years?
     
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    If I knew that I'd have the answer to life.

    Seems like this covers it:

    Man spends 9 months waiting to exit the vagina and the rest of his life trying to get back in.

    Not sure who said that.

    Guess the proviso is hetero man.
    :D
     
  13. NorCalDoug

    NorCalDoug problems solved daily...

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    because you're not getting any?












































    :flipoff2:
     
  14. Colorado Boy-74-FJ40

    Colorado Boy-74-FJ40 I may grow older but I refuse to grow up!

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    That's it!

    You are a genius. Thanks. You saved me thousands in therapy!
     
  15. NorCalDoug

    NorCalDoug problems solved daily...

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    it just common sense...after all, you did read 94landcruiser's statement about not wanting any more ice cream and pizza after having SO much of it...


    :D
     
  16. Brentbba

    Brentbba Former Golfer SILVER Star

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    Built in humador for your cigars!
     
  17. Colorado Boy-74-FJ40

    Colorado Boy-74-FJ40 I may grow older but I refuse to grow up!

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    But we're talking about the center of the universe.
    A woman's sole reason for living: A life support device for her Vagina!
     
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    DSRTRDR I can mangle anything ... SILVER Star

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    Thank you for your sexism :rolleyes: :mad: :flipoff2:

    (major sarcasm here)
     
  19. Colorado Boy-74-FJ40

    Colorado Boy-74-FJ40 I may grow older but I refuse to grow up!

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    Difference between a Bitch and a C_ _ _.
    A Bitch sleeps with everyone.
    A C_ _ _ sleeps with everyone Except you!
     
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    Are we talking about in lieu of original equipment or in addition to?
     
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