So I went out to check the oil code to see if I could get a better fill perspective with the oil cold and thus not quite as thin. On the "up" side of the dipstick (the side where the 2 kinks and the dots are up) the level is at 3/4 to the top dot (again, cold, sat over night, fully drained back to the pan). This is the side that on mine faces back towards the firewall as you insert it into the tube.
On the other side of the dipstick the level is about 1/3 above the lower dot. Interesting.
My guess is that ~5 min is not enough time to fully drain back into the pan and the thin oil makes it really hard to tell exactly where the level is (at least for me).