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how i thought i'd test the new girl

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by bad_religion_au, Jul 4, 2005.

  1. bad_religion_au

    bad_religion_au

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    figured better sooner than later to see if the new girl is up to my standards (after weeks of paying out on the 40)

    she gets car sick, and is terrified of being in a car that rolls

    so what do i do, go out wheelin with her... and after convincing her that yeah i knew what i was doing, and i;d tell her when it was going to get scary, i proceed to go round a puddle (2f hates water) and slide backwards into the embankment, clogging the exaust and making alot of smoke come out the extractor gasket... good start

    proceed to crab through the puddle sideways up a hill, and she's still breathing... ok

    go do some easy stuff no drama's...

    then to the steep descents where she discovers my 40's grab bar is too far away from her

    then my shackle pin falls out (woops)

    then fix that, and after pulling everyone out (feeling like a hero) what do i do, try a hard line and almost roll it onto her side ( tire sidewall on the rut only thing holding it up.)... finish it off with a 3 foot launch out of a creek (by now i knew it was over :) ) then a real bad offcamber hill climb...

    so i get home and ask her when i'll see her next (leading question)... she's like "next weekend"... i said, oh i'm planning on going wheeling again that weekend, she was like "well i'd better stay friday night so we get there on time"

    :cheers: :cool:
    and i didn't have to hose out puke from the 40
     
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    right on!

    sounds like you scored, congrats :cheers:
     
  3. gulp3000

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    Pics?


    Wheeling was always my favorite first date choice. Most girls love it, and if they didn't, at least I knew I would enjoy the date! Sounds like she might have potential.
     
  4. Jonathan_Ferguson

    Jonathan_Ferguson ★ is in the wrong locale SILVER Star

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    bad_religion_au

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    no longer the pregnant bird...
     
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    Arya Ebrahimi

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    different girl, or she did something about it?
     
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    brian SILVER Star

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    i guess you did'nt get the memo reguarding new G/F's?

    all applicants must submit atleast 3photo's, for group discussion. a phone# and street addy MAY be required as well in special occasions.
     
  8. bad_religion_au

    bad_religion_au

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    posted pics, but got abused by a board member about it so their removed...

    unfortunately nature did something about the preg
     
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    sorry to hear that, even if it wasn't yours :frown:


    good choice goin wheelin though :D
     
  10. SAS

    SAS Seeking higher vistas

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    Sounds promising! Now for test #2...can she handle a firearm?
     
  11. bad_religion_au

    bad_religion_au

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    lol, no firearm practice down in aus... well very little

    but yeah she can better than me (she grew up on a farm hunting rabits and foxes)
     
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    I dated a girl like that once.
    Then she bought an 80 and I married her. :D
     
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    crushers post ho

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    she obviously trusts you so don't abuse the trust... this one sounds like a keeper...
     
  14. bad_religion_au

    bad_religion_au

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    yeah not planning on abusing the trust... the time i almost rolled was a little interesting to say the least, but she laughed about it...

    TIP for those planning it, give them a choice on routes to take, say "this way is slightly harder, left is slightly more offcamber" whatever, then do as they ask, cause that helps build the trust... and it pays off, when i wanted to play on a huge ledge she looked at me and said "i'd rather you didn't, but go ahead cause you haven't been wrong yet"

    bonus
     
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    Yeah, they SAY they don't like it, but all that rythmic bouncing has its charms . . . .