Home Depot Warning!!! (Watch out) (1 Viewer)

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A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Feb 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.
 
Got that in an email a long time ago. Still a funny one.:clap:
 
I laughed my ass off today when I read it. Figured you guys would appreciate it.
 
Damn - I gotta go get some wood, er lumber...
 
Howdy! Which Dollar store do you go to? I don't want to go to the same one to stock up on empty wallets. John
 
I don't think they'd mess with mine......
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I camped out in the parking lot for a week and couldn't find them :frown:
 
You are going to use empty wallet and you worry that we have the same wallets? Which HD do you go to? We should be fine as long as we don't go to the same one :lol:
Na, I just figured that Bman had already bough all the cheap wallets. Probably at 2 or 3 stores! John
 
Crap!

I only shop at Lowes.... :bang:Damn, :bang:Damn, :bang:Damn!
 
That's no rumor... lost 3 wallets and a jumbo french fry to her too.
 
Now that was funny.
 

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