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Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by bad_religion_au, Jun 29, 2005.

  1. bad_religion_au

    bad_religion_au

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    noticed today that pregnancy makes womens boobs grow

    so ithought, surely a company has isolated the responsible hormone, synthesised it and put it in a tablet or powder form, and voila, perfect for guys to use to spike their mr's coffee :)

    collective ih8mud research account?
     
  2. Gumby

    Gumby Supamod Staff Member s-Moderator

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    I'm not for spiking thier coffee. Given the extremes people will go to "improve" their appearance, (i.e. injecting botulism toxins into thier face) I'd bet they'd pay good money for it.


    I hear it hurts and makes them tender. The pain has to be less than surgery. The tenderness makes it purely for asthetic pleasure. That might be an unfortunate side effect.

    Wild, uncontrollable mood swings might be another. :eek:
     
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    Yeah it's called the birth control pill. Simulates pregnancy via hormone tweaking (thus no egg drops?), makes the boobs grow.

    David
     
  4. bad_religion_au

    bad_religion_au

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    but it doesn't do it as well as real pregnancy (trust me i'm running a before after study :))

    and according to one subject, their less tender, more stimulatingly sensitive...

    hmmm to the drawing board

    and i was jokin bout the coffee
     
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    there you go, now you have your lifes work project. Build your lab near a college campus and run boob hormone test on the young co-eds.
     
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    The problem is that it's temporary unless maintained. As soon as the hormone is gone, they drop. Literally.
     
  7. e9999

    e9999 You want to do what...? Moderator

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    it's not the size, mate, it's the shape that matters...!
     
  8. grrlscout89FJ62

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    That has not been my experience when on birth control ... unfortunately.
    :frown:
     
  9. Mace

    Mace rock scientist.. Staff Member s-Moderator

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    Ever occur to you that it is the formation of Milk that makes the biggest difference???

    Chemists have been able to recreate the hormones that cause a woman to start making breast milk. Then all you have to do is dela with the side effects (always wear a padded bra with a "diaper" of sorts) and tenderness and the need to drain the milk periodically during the day.


    In the End.. If the woman wants bigger boobs get implants..
     
  10. bad_religion_au

    bad_religion_au

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    i do know this... unfortunately the greatest shapes in my experience have been adequately sized :)
     
  11. OZCAL

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    See post #7 ;) .