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Hey Old Married Guys:

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by TJDIV, Aug 8, 2005.

  1. TJDIV

    TJDIV Back in The U.P.

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    Could you get away with this?

    [sorry, but I could see some of the guys here using this one.....] :doh:




    The Toilet Paper Trick
    > > >
    > > > Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
    > > > complaining to my husband that my breasts are too
    > > > small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's
    > > > not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
    > > > suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then
    > > > every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it
    > > > between them for a few seconds."
    > > > Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet
    > > > paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it
    > > > between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I
    > > > anxiously ask. They will grow larger over a period of
    > > > years, my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really
    > > > think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
    > > > breasts every day for years will make my
    > > > breasts larger ?" Without missing a beat he says,
    > > > "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive,
    > > > and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
    > > > again someday. Stupid, stupid man. :)
    >

    :princess:
     
  2. loquito

    loquito

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    My coworker and I think that is FUNNY!
     
  3. Jman

    Jman

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    The problem with that joke is that it doesn't reflect reality at all. By the time the wife's ass gets fat, she doesn't care what her boobs look like anymore either.

    Sorry.

    Anyway, just wait, Tommy, one day, one day. . . . .
     
  4. mot

    mot

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    I've heard that one before....

    If my wife's butt were big (which is not) and I suggested the butt-wipe tactics, I would not be able to get away with it, for sure! :eek:

    Regrettably, the same can be said about the rubbing tactic I have been trying on for years on something "I" have. The effect does not seem to last as long as I want it to anyway... :rolleyes: :D

    Mot
     
  5. fsusteve

    fsusteve

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    PabloCruise

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    Son, that will land you in the ER...
     
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  8. loquito

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    Now that's funny too.