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greatest products Never invented

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by semlin, Jul 21, 2005.

  1. semlin

    semlin discouraged user

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    where to start

    -antigravity boots that work like ice skates on normal terrain
    -audrey hepburn duplicator
    -teleporter
    -hypnotizer ring
    -make your own animal genetic splicing kit
    -time machine that does not allow you to accidentilty kill your great grandfather or anything like that
    -perpetual motion car motor
    -DMV lineup eliminator
     
  2. mabrodis

    mabrodis

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    -simple weight-loss pill
    -phone that only lets calls through you actually want
    -a mind reader for women to figure out WTF they are thinking
    -webcams in cheerleader locker rooms :D
     
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    A phone with a built in breathalizer that will not let you call certain people if it deems you drunk.
     
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    The search implant - Would prevent many posters activating the REPOST alarm.
     
  5. mabrodis

    mabrodis

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    -The Ass Kicker, A device which would immediately decend upon people's home, wait quietly in a closet or under a table, then at the perfect moment come out and kick someone's ass. To activate you could give the device a username on a forum perhaps, or a picture of them, or even a very general descrption and let it go to work..

    :D
     
  6. fj40crusher

    fj40crusher

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    x-ray vision
    ability to live forever
    a Real money tree
    An engine that will run on saltwater
    a realistic solution to the future oil shortage
     
  7. semlin

    semlin discouraged user

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    x ray vision would be gross. I would prefer low powered cat scan vision
     
  8. e9999

    e9999 You want to do what...? Moderator

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    a (insert your most loathed political party here) automatic teleporter to the Sun...
     
  9. Gumby

    Gumby Supamod Staff Member s-Moderator

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    The funny thing about this is that there are phone companies - for a fee- will lock out certain outgoing numbers at certain times exactly for people who have the drunk dial problem.
     
  10. Gumby

    Gumby Supamod Staff Member s-Moderator

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    I'd like an a****** eliminator ray.

    Of course, I could be the only one that's allowed to use it, or I might be the first victim. :)

    I might need some extra batteries for it too. I'd be using it a lot for a while.
     
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    Underwear that converts my butt sweat into an aphrodisiac.

    A refryer that makes leftover fried shrimp taste like they did the first time.

    A device that disallows car stereos from playing anything but panflute music.
    (for assholes at gas stations who leave vehicle unoccupied w/ radio blasting)

    ~
     
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    Anything and everything in Star Trek and Star Wars.
     
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    Deep South Cruisers 1978 FJ40 ~ 283 V8

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    Beer tree - uh - HELLO!

    The wifey Talkie - similar to a walkie talkie but it responds to your wife's droning for the first hour your home from work. ;)

    The UNDO button - which would allow you to fix some of those pesky problems created by BAD decisions :D
     
  14. bad_religion_au

    bad_religion_au

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    AGREED

    i mean errrr why would you need such a thing :D
     
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    A "run good" buttom for the CNC's at work.
     
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    fsusteve

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    Rosie the Robot, like on the Jetsons, but with tits....
     
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    HZJ60 Guy Tank Buster

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  18. NorCalDoug

    NorCalDoug problems solved daily...

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    real tits or robo-tits?

    even with real tits, the rest of her would be shaped like a 55 gallon drum.

    I don't get you sometimes...







    :flipoff2:
     
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    fsusteve

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    Thanks for crushing my fantasy...
     
  20. NorCalDoug

    NorCalDoug problems solved daily...

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    mea culpa

    How 'bout a new fantasy with this robot -- any kind of tits you want...okay? ;)