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[scottm]

I'm only home for two days this week, wife keeps reminding me. Several small machines coming due at the shop and it's gonna be close. No machines ordered after that, just some miscellaneous pieces and parts, kinda makes me nervous, would rather not lay off or be laid off. Funnay jar is running low.

 

[Mr. Toad]

Dave, I think your nails need a fresh coat.

No! His hand is the chubby one at the top of the pic.

 

[Atticus]

Bet it might make your cock look normal sized.


Sorry, I have no beef w/ you.

You're retarded.

 

[scottm]

You're retarded.

he's just going through an awkward phase.

 

[Tofudebeest]

You're retarded.

No more smiley emoticons for me, huh?


By the way, what that particular Caddyshack quote?

 

[Jomama]

It was unfunny.

...from you, this means absolutely nothing...

 

[Atticus]

By the way, what that particular Caddyshack quote?

Me talk pretty one day.

 

[wob]

Bet it might make your cock look normal sized.


Sorry, I have no beef w/ you.

Do you realize that you just insinuated that mellowdave's daughter's hand would make his dick look bigger?

How would you feel if someone dropped that on you?

 

[Tofudebeest]

IT WAS A JOKE. Jeebus.

 

[Mr. Toad]

IT WAS A JOKE. Jeebus.

Then take a page from Scottm.

 

[ATLcrusher]

You're retarded.

Yep.

..

 

[Atticus]

Do you realize that you just insinuated that mellowdave's daughter's hand would make his dick look bigger?

How would you feel if someone dropped that on you?

That's why he married his wife. She has small, stumpy retard hands.

 

[Tofudebeest]

Today looks like it is going worse for me in chat than usual.

 

[fsusteve]

lol....oh baby.

 

[wob]

How would you feel if someone dropped that on you?

That's why he married his wife. She has small, stumpy retard hands.

Oh well, there you go - looks like you can answer that first question now.

 

[scottm]

Today looks like it is going worse for me in chat than usual.

You're like the guy in the white shirt playing lazer-tag.

 

[Atticus]

Today looks like it is going worse for me in chat than usual.

That recognition alone represents a monumental breakthrough for you. Congratulations.

 

[OZCAL]

Wob's Asperger's joke of a few threads back is looking less and less like a joke and more and more like a bullseye.

 

[wob]

Wob's Asperger's joke of a few threads back is looking less and less like a joke and more and more like a bullseye.

wait - you thought that was meant as a joke?

 

[Atticus]

Wob's Asperger's joke of a few threads back is looking less and less like a joke and more and more like a bullseye.

wait - you thought that was meant as a joke?

No kidding. I thought we had established the phrase Tofudaspberger months ago.


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