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... Shawn, tell your Aussie mate that he's a Bogan; he'll love it.


Seppo is short for septic tank yank (an american).
I thought Aussies were the few countries left that like Americans. Or does this term of endearment refer to a particular segment of our society (PWT)?
So in an attempt to figure out this Collingwood stuff I did a little Google and came up with this page:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/you-know-your-playing-collingwood-when.455497/
I didn't understand a damn thing.
fevola goal?
Brian Fevola, a Full Forward for the Lions and then Carlton. Thus a goal by him. He is considered one of the best and it has also come to mean a goal which very few folks could kick.
feral black and white scum (sounds racist and not pretty)
Collingwood's colours are black and white, and their supporters (whom those who are not supporters think of as 'scum or 'feral scum') are usually seen dressed in black and white to barack for their team.
fagpie fan?
Collingwood are called the Magpies, and one of teh derrogatory terms for them is teh 'Fagpies'.
when a decision goes against the pies?
When they lose a call from the umpire (similar to the erf in football (or 'Gridiron' in Aussie) calls an offside against one team rather than the other after the flag is thrown.
footy?
Aussie Rules football (AFL) to distinguish it from Football (Rugby), Gridiron (Football), and Soccer.
Wabbles?
Collingwood has a tendency to do really well during the seasona nd then lose the Grand Final (Super Bowl). They have done this often enough that it is called having the 'Colliwobbles'. This has been shortened in the Aussie fashion to 'the wobbles' meaning anyone who falters under pressure when it counts.
epping train?
Subburb of Melbourne, they have their own Footy club - the Epping Football Club. They were doing well and everyone got on the Epping train. Similar to how many folks are currently Bronco fans, but three years ago were Greenbay fans.
bogans?
A uniquely Aussie creation somewhere between a redneck and white trash. Often found driving expensice Chevy Caprices (called Holden Commodores) purchased with the massive pay packets they get for working FIFO at the mines cleaning toilets or preparing tucker (food).
feral bogan?
Like a feral cat - a really bad bogan.
Lets ignore off-field antics; that is a discussion held by women and the media. (nice)
Slightly less PC culture than the US. I miss that.
I could go on.
If you do, I will.
Translations please. Is this really English, or english, or ozzie, or what?
I thought Aussies were the few countries left that like Americans. Or does this term of endearment refer to a particular segment of our society (PWT)?