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Damn!! Navajo women are mean

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by freightdog, Aug 10, 2005.

  1. freightdog

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    Disclaimer - I love Navajo women but they are tough!

    Damn!! Navajo women are mean


    The CIA had an opening for the first Native American Woman Special Assignment Assassin.


    After all the background checks, interviews & testing were done, there were 3 women finalists... a Shoshone, an Apache, and a Navajo.


    For the final test, the CIA agent took the Shoshone woman & handed her a gun... "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Kill him."


    The Shoshone woman said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my husband." The agent said, "Then you're not the right woman for this job. Take your husband and go home"


    The second woman, an Apache, was given the same instruction. She took the gun & went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Then she came out with tears in her eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my husband". The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your husband and go home."


    Finally, it was the Navajo woman's turn. She was given the same instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun & went into the room. Shots were heard... one shot after the other. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes,

    all was quiet, the door opened slowly and there stood the Navajo woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.... "This gun is loaded with blanks!!" she said, "so I had to beat him to death with the chair."
     
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    Thats awesome .. maybe next time they'll save on cleanup and remember to splurge on live rounds .. ;)




    TY
     
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    I thought the joke was a hoot - especially since one of my former students (Navajo female Army Sarge) sent it to me!
     
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